Shadowsllou - Lou

rb to have a super gay 2023

Micah out here monologuing like a Disney villian about how he set up and murdered Danika:

Also Micah:

Bryce:

Hunt and everyone watching:

somebody: haha ur gay

you: no u [insert smirk emoji]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

you want me to believe in canon? the thing that killed all my comfort characters?

I want whatever "they moved like they were caught in each other's orbit" andreil shit they have or smth

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child spends every minute of their life reading about gay wizards and witches

“I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.”

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AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??

jean moreau dying in every universe except this one. and in this one he gets three whole books to overcome it and heal and have a story of his own