Call Me Przerwa Tetmajer The Way I Lubię Kiedy Kobieta

the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

Me to the author when they describe the love interest as ‘dark haired, light eyed and with a sharp jawline’

when neil is captain he will have to do press duty after every game and wymack will have a fucking aneurysm

Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?

Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.

Aaron: For fuck sake.

Give me a high five. I'm proud of you. Really.

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

podstawowe zwroty po polsku: "dzień dobry", "do widzenia", "dziękuję", "najpierw się wysiada potem się kurwa wsiada"

Jeremy Knox is lowkey the manifestation king. Wdym u want to win the championships before u graduate and then Kevin day hands u the best backliner in NCAA exy. And what do u mean that backliner is ur exact type in men.

See you inside. Or not. 

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"