[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

Pleasure doing business with you too Zer0

does zero’s office remain for today? or is there going to be heavy bombing again?

(aka; havent seen u in a while and the dr is finally not a robotickler, but my offices stay…oddly present…)

Mmmh I have been trying to implode the fourth dimension to kill us all, but thus far I haven't been successful. But I have a spot in my planning available if you insist that I bomb your offices.

Mmmmh I'm on my way

Do you prefer to have them imploded or exploded?

What if we live inside a movie? What would the ones watching it think?

They could be like: what an original well planned alternative universe where our pets have conquered the earth.

Or like: This is so not realistic,but it is very funny. Like why are the humans so obsessed with living? Don't they know what happens after death?

I just realized there are so many writing ideas in this.

Here a gif of a very confused spock, because why not?

An explanation for someone's behavior isn't an excuse for that behavior. Sometimes it's a reason to forgive, but almost never can that behavior before excused.

Guys I over ate as shit today. I ate over 500 kcal more than my max, which is 1000 kcal. I need to stop treating myself with food. I need to earn food, yes, but it's not a reward. It's a necessity which you need to earn. Enough to survive, no more.

I do need to say those chocolate eggs are so good though, I'm addicted. And why the fuck er the fuck is bread, meat and my dam coffee so high kcal why? And fruit too like why? My life is a lie.

Send me meanspo or questions please, I'm bored, need inspiration and it's fun. Requests are open too.

And pro for me not for thee

And don't report me, just block

You're not doing anything you're just irritating as fuck

That rhymes, and was the only reason why I said fuck in that sentence.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

The chance that this masterpiece would turn up on my Tumblr

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

I want to know this as well. Can someone please help?

does anyone have tips for purg1ng for someone who has never done it -- advice for harm reduction + efficiency ~<3

I don't know who she is, or what the curse would be, but I ain't gonna risk it.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

GUYS WAKE UP KNEE HIGH CONVERSE ARE BACK JUNE 28TH

HUGE WIN FOR THE SCENEMO COMMUNITY