Um-

JJ: Why the fuck are you moving so fast?

*Me, maneuvering around the kitchen, making a strawberry milk*

Me: I need to get it done before the poptarts po- NOOO

*The poptarts pop, and I drop to my knees, literally sobbing*

JJ: Wtf is wrong with you

Credit to @certifiedleashchild

OKAY i was scrolling through some old posts of mine, and i saw the one where anon requested i continue midnight babysitting AND i think im gonna. (ps if you have any last minute requests PLEASE tell me and i’ll try to work them in <3)

also tagging other kai bcuz i thought they’d be excited <3 @bvnnyblood

Sleeping on the couch | Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: based on the TikTok trend where girls tell their bf they're sleeping on the couch.

“Hey Eddie?” You poked your head into the bedroom. Eddie was sitting on the bed playing his guitar. He was in his pj’s waiting for you to finish your night routine and join him in bed.

“Yeah babe?” he asked.

“I’m going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.” You announced out of nowhere. Eddie looked up from the guitar and gave you a weird look.

“What? Why?”

You shrugged.

“I just want to sleep on the couch.”

Eddie frowned.

“Why?” He asked again. 

You giggled.

“It’s just too hot here.”

“Alright, I’m coming with you.” He put the guitar down and started getting up.

“No.” You stopped him. “You’re hot too.”

Eddie blinked.

“So I’m sleeping alone?”

“Yeah.” You replied.

“Nooo, babyyyyy.” He whined. “I promise I’ll be cold!”

You laughed at that.

“You can’t promise that!”

“Alright then. I won’t cuddle you, how about that? then you won’t be too hot.”

You shook your head.

“Nah, I still want to sleep on the couch alone, I think I need some space.”

Eddie’s face dropped.

“Why? Did I do something? What did I do?” Eddie was getting worried. “Did I kick you last night?... do I snore?”

“No silly, you didn’t do anything wrong.” You said while walking to the bed. 

“Is it because I hog the blanket? I promise I won't do it again!” Eddie said, giving you the saddest puppy dog eyes ever while you picked a blanket and your favorite pillow. “Baaaaabyyyy, pleaseeeee, don’t go.” He pouted again, his hands gripping your wrists to stop you.

“Goodnight, handsome.” You leaned to kiss his lips, distracting him from his mission to convince you.

“Babyyyyy, noooo…”

You giggled as you made your way to the couch. There you laid down and spread the blanket on top of you.

Only minutes later Eddie walked in with a pillow and blanket.

“Can I get on the couch with you?” He asked softly, your heart breaking a little at the sad look on his face.

“I don’t think the couch is big enough for both of us, Eddie.”

“Okay.”

He then proceeded to put the pillow on the floor next to the couch and laid down.

“You’re sleeping on the floor?” You asked surprised.

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to sleep far from you.” Eddie said. “If you’re sleeping out here then I’m sleeping here too.”

Your heart melted.

“Fiiine, come here.”

In a flash, Eddie was getting on the couch with you. You cuddled him, your hand caressing his head as he used you as a pillow.

“Thanks baby.” He whispered while closing his eyes.

-

“WHAT THE HELL? That’s where I sleep!” You woke up to an annoyed Wayne.

Just saw the barbie movie with my roommate and HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD

i now need to find and purchase ken’s “i am kenough” sweater that he wears at the end

i started rewatching good omens and i NEED some requests for crowley or aziraphale (or together 👀)

NOOOO I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SAID “Gabriel is waiting” CUZ ITS ON MY WATCHLIST

IM SORRY GABE IM SO SORRY

I PROMISE I STILL LOVE YOU I DIDNT LEAVE YOU

Hey everyone! I'm so sorry I haven't been posting lately, I've been working on my shop and now im redoing my room. When my room is done, I will start working on your requests. I can guarantee they will all be done by December 5th. Hope to see you all soon!

OH MY GOD

THIS NEW ONE FOR DANNY-

HTDIWIDJWIXBSJ

I’ll be good, I will

A/n: typed this straight onto my phone so Formatting is weird, and there is no spell checks or proof reading unfortunately, but I simply couldn’t get this idea out of my brain. Anyways, Enjoy! 

Warnings; Smut, edging, toy(s), Oral (M receiving) 

Taglist; @rottent33th @slaasherslut @slasherscrybaby @cries-in-latino @how-grand-trine-au

“Please” he whimpered, the childlike voice he usually used gone a long time ago, “Please y/n!” his head fell back and his eyes rolled in bliss as you slowed your pace, pulling your mouth away with a soft pop. His hips stuttered, his body burning for his release and a sigh escaped his lips. 

He was beautiful like this, his skin sparkling with a sheen of sweat, his face flushed a rosy pink. His head lolled and mouth cocked open ever so slightly as his chest heaved deep breaths of air, despite it seeming like it was never enough. “Ah, ah Brahmsy. I have something else I want to try, only good boys get to cum you know?” he whined, closing his eyes and slightly relaxing. 

Perhaps you were taking this all too far, but you really did love him like this. You hummed reaching into your pocket and slipping out the little toy you’d been dying to use. You got it in a bath bomb a friend, she sent it up as a birthday gift. ‘Selfcare’ with a winky face was what the note had said. You smirked, as you put the toy to the tip of Brahms length, smirking as you flicked it on, watching his eye widen and look down to meet yours, face contorting in a mix of pain and overall pleasure. The rooms walls echoing soft pleads and a warm bzz sound. 

“Mrf- Please, I’ll be good, I will!”

Okay, but you can’t tell me that this doesn’t seem like a jack thurlow thing

I wish i had this