Literally Me

rip artie </3

you shall be missed o7

jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work

Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot

OMG IF TUMBLR DOESN’T STOP LOSING MY DRAFTS IM THROWING HANDS! An anon asked something along the lines of “what if reader and charlie come home from stab-a-thon and a drunk tall, reader starts crying that she’s not feminine enought and charlie gets really turned on by it and eats out reader?”

Too Tall

Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, Pussy eating, Mention of my favorite song, angst if you squint, self deprecating talk, praise, more talk of his stunning blue eyes (and the fact that he’s a short king 👑), crying, maybe slight dacryphilia, no use of y/n, taking pictures, not proofread

You stumbled over to the car and Charlie was right beside you. You looked over at your boyfriend and smiled sleepily.

“Thank you, Char.” You slurred as he opened the passenger door for you. He smiled and ran around to the other side as you got in. He started the car and you began the short drive to your house. You turned on the radio at some point in your drunken rambling and House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie came on.

“Your favorite song, right?” Charlie asked you, turning away from the road for a second. You nod happily and quietly sing along as you pull into your driveway. He pulls the key out of the ignition just before the chorus and you look up at him sadly.

“But….” You whine unhappily and slump as Charlie pulls you out of the car and towards your house.

“Do you have the key?” You search your pockets for a second, before getting distracted and rambling about how weird the word key is. He sighs with a smile and searches your pockets himself, finding it immediately.

He unlocks the door and you almost trip on the step inside. You look around as if you’ve never been here before.

“Whose house is this? ‘S nice…” He face palms and smiles endearingly at you.

“It’s your house…” Charlie brings you a cup of water from the kitchen and watches as you sit on the counter and gulp it down gratefully.

You laugh a little as you look at him. He gives you a confused stare as you laugh.

“You’re so pretty, Charlie. Your eyes are fffucking gorgeous. And you're so short, it’s so cute.” Your smile slowly drops as tears fill your eyes.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are we crying? What’s wrong?” Charlie immediately gets concerned and has to stand on his tippy toes to wipe the tears that start to fall, and this just makes you cry even more.

Through your sobs you manage to speak. “You’re- you’re just so perfect and I’m just some kinda tall, masculine freak. I wish i was as feminine as Jill…” You look down at the ground as Charlie shakes his head repeatedly.

“No! nonononono, baby, you aren’t a freak. You’re amazing. You have the best smile, and you make me happy every time I’m near you.” He reaches up and strokes your cheek

“You make my life so much better.” He smiles before it turns into a smirk. “Can I show you how much I love you?”

You nod, confused as to what his plans are. You immediately realize as he lifts your hips to pull off your pants and underwear. You gasp as your bare butt touches the cold counter. He sinks down onto his knees and kisses your inner thigh.

“You are amazing, and beautiful, and perfect, and kind.” He punctuates each word with a kiss further up your thigh.

“And I love you.” He kisses your bare core, making you shudder.

He smiled up at you as he kitten-licked your clit and you whined, rolling your hips into his face. He kissed your opening, licking your arousal off and sticking his tongue in.

You let out a shaky gasp and threw your head back, one hand threading into Charlie’s hair. He went up to your clit and sucked softly, making you tug on his hair. He let out a moan that vibrated against you. You moaned and looked down at him.

He winked at you from between your thighs, and you grabbed your phone and snapped a picture of the perfect sight. He slid his middle finger into your opening and you buck your hips into his hand, wanting more.

He slips in his ring finger and starts to finger you while licking and sucking sloppily at your clit. You let out moans and he does too as he thrusts his hips into his free hand.

“Ahh~ I’m gonna- oh shit… I’m gonna cum, Char!” You throw your head back and moan. He pulls away and you whine unhappily. “Why? Why did you stop?”

“I want you to tell me that you love yourself. I want you to tell me that you’re beautiful and not a freak.” He smiled up at you and kissed your thigh.

You took in a deep breath and spoke. “I am beautiful and I love myself.”

He started moving again really fast and you let out a high pitched moan and you gushed all over his fingers and his face. You relaxed in his hold as the shocks of your orgasm washed over you. He groaned into you as he came in his pants.

He stood up and kissed your forehead, bringing you to the bathroom to get cleaned up and go to bed.

The way I just went 🍅 in the middle of chem class...

i want sub!schlatt to rail the living fuck out of me while he’s being praised and it js motivates him to go harder

(can i be 👣 anon plz)

you can't squirm out of his embrace as his entire body is holding you down. occasionally he'll move his big hands off your arms, as he likes to feel your desperate grasps at his shoulders. his harsh hands groping soft spots you weren't even aware you had. the feeling of being absolutely full as he fucks in and out of you relentlessly. your mind is foggy and the only thing you can really do is moan for him, calling him your sweet boy as he pounds into you. and you both noticed the harder and deeper he went, the more he was praised.

‘good boy,’ you manage to say as soft and endearing as possible, practically bouncing on his cock from how hard he was fucking you. ‘doing so well for me. you’re filling me up so good..’

he can’t help but let out little yea’s and yes’s with each time he his cock goes into you, desperate for your approval. ‘i’m a good boy,’ he replies, under his breath. ‘i’m a good boy for you.’

embarrassed to be acting so submissive, he attempts at keeping his voice down. though, that stops easily when he gets close to finishing inside you.. how good would he be then?

Sleeping on the couch | Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: based on the TikTok trend where girls tell their bf they're sleeping on the couch.

“Hey Eddie?” You poked your head into the bedroom. Eddie was sitting on the bed playing his guitar. He was in his pj’s waiting for you to finish your night routine and join him in bed.

“Yeah babe?” he asked.

“I’m going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.” You announced out of nowhere. Eddie looked up from the guitar and gave you a weird look.

“What? Why?”

You shrugged.

“I just want to sleep on the couch.”

Eddie frowned.

“Why?” He asked again. 

You giggled.

“It’s just too hot here.”

“Alright, I’m coming with you.” He put the guitar down and started getting up.

“No.” You stopped him. “You’re hot too.”

Eddie blinked.

“So I’m sleeping alone?”

“Yeah.” You replied.

“Nooo, babyyyyy.” He whined. “I promise I’ll be cold!”

You laughed at that.

“You can’t promise that!”

“Alright then. I won’t cuddle you, how about that? then you won’t be too hot.”

You shook your head.

“Nah, I still want to sleep on the couch alone, I think I need some space.”

Eddie’s face dropped.

“Why? Did I do something? What did I do?” Eddie was getting worried. “Did I kick you last night?... do I snore?”

“No silly, you didn’t do anything wrong.” You said while walking to the bed. 

“Is it because I hog the blanket? I promise I won't do it again!” Eddie said, giving you the saddest puppy dog eyes ever while you picked a blanket and your favorite pillow. “Baaaaabyyyy, pleaseeeee, don’t go.” He pouted again, his hands gripping your wrists to stop you.

“Goodnight, handsome.” You leaned to kiss his lips, distracting him from his mission to convince you.

“Babyyyyy, noooo…”

You giggled as you made your way to the couch. There you laid down and spread the blanket on top of you.

Only minutes later Eddie walked in with a pillow and blanket.

“Can I get on the couch with you?” He asked softly, your heart breaking a little at the sad look on his face.

“I don’t think the couch is big enough for both of us, Eddie.”

“Okay.”

He then proceeded to put the pillow on the floor next to the couch and laid down.

“You’re sleeping on the floor?” You asked surprised.

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to sleep far from you.” Eddie said. “If you’re sleeping out here then I’m sleeping here too.”

Your heart melted.

“Fiiine, come here.”

In a flash, Eddie was getting on the couch with you. You cuddled him, your hand caressing his head as he used you as a pillow.

“Thanks baby.” He whispered while closing his eyes.

-

“WHAT THE HELL? That’s where I sleep!” You woke up to an annoyed Wayne.

18+ NSFW AI AUDIO! Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver! Headphones recommended! 🎧 this is kind of a preview of a new fic I'm writing, which is dedicated to my fav lil' Quicksilver simp: @kaiju-superstar

tags: @darlingjimmy @petersevans @kaiju-superstar @redwoodghost @kaismanwich @elsamars @thewolveswithin @marylovesevanpeters @80strashbag @iluwmycats @kai-slut @kaissweetlamb @twinkiemaximoff @evanpetersfansblog @spill-the-t @eventually27 @stucktothetwo @kai-andersons-blog @kai-anderson-whore @evansb1tch @viharmonscorner @yesdevineruler @anonymous0316 @enchanting-evan @fuckedbykai @nova-kayne67

* please note: these are AI generated audios, not said actors or characters and are not associated with the show or its creators. This is purely for fan service.

My brain:

evan peters.

BRUH

UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK

YESS THESE TOO

these photos of rory, have me MEOWING.

MHA boys getting caught masturbating

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authors note : hello all, I know ive been writing a lot of MHA related stuff lately, but do not worry. that isn’t all I wrote about LOL, im just in a MHA mood. if you want me to write for any other characters just go ahead and ask, saves me time instead of me having to think of different characters to write for. cheers :)

characters - (izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugo)

warnings - nsfw obviously

minors don’t be doing no funky shit, get lost or just hide in the shadows idc

enjoy !

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Izuku Midoriya

- when you initially walk in on him his head is flung back, legs spread, naked chest heaving, and his hand on his cock. what a sight.

- he doesn’t even notice you until after he cums, so when he finally looks forward and sees you staring at him he screams and grabs a pillow to try and hide his dick.

“Y/N !!!???, OMG IM SO S-SO SORRY”

- he refuses to look at you until you move towards him and sit at the corner of the bed.

“want some help ?”

- he looks at you absolutely shocked but nods shyly nonetheless

Shoto Todoroki

- notices you straight away and immediately looks away from you, his face completely red and his fire side raging out of control.

“y/n… please knock next time..”

- he still refuses to look at you, the duvet brought over himself in an attempt to hide his erect cock spewing cum everywhere.

- you both stay there for a while until you decide to speak up and break the awkward silence.

“shoto, would you like me to help you finish ?”

- he snaps his head towards you and stares at you wide eyed before hanging his head low in embarrassment.

“…yes please”

Katsuki Bakugo

- the second he notices you his eyes blow wide and he starts saying curses under his breath. he finally looks at you after about a minute of silence, cheeks dusted pink.

“enjoying the fucking show ? hurry up and get out.”

- you decide to ignore him and keep staring at his naked figure, nipples perked and abs flexed under a glossy sheen of sweat. your mind runs wild as you catch you bottom lip between your teeth and play with the bottom of your skirt.

- bakugo notices your change in behaviour and let’s out a chuckle before sitting up straight and crossing his legs, cock still on display.

“for gods sake, stop eye fucking me and get over here”

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