I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

Femme Fatale Manifestations

I’m a master at the art of seduction

I’m mysterious and aloof

I have sensual body language

I am the epitome of the word “alluring”

I am his dream girl

I embody both light and dark feminine energy

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Normalize taking care of men. Normalize holding and kissing them when they’re sad and just because. Normalize doing nice things for them. Normalize genuinely listening to them when they’re upset. Normalize complimenting them and telling them you love and appreciate them. Normalize taking care of your man the same way you would want him to take care of you.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

what if when people blaze their selfies we all just decide to be really nice. we gas them up and give them nice compliments like we are all bffs at a sleepover painting our nails and kicking our feet. would that be so hard. to be nice. at the very least comment like a supportive but out-of-touch grandma on facebook

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year