Shadygoateeprincess - Shady Princess

Being bisexual is so cool because its always gay sex no matter what

literally

Okay so musky bought Twitter, so we can probably expect some new tumblr people to crop up. I’d just like to say some words.

Please use the app as it is supposed to be used. Know that the algorithm here does not exist like other sites. This means that you create or follow the content you want to see, you share the content you want others to see. No one will be stalking your likes even if you have them public. Reblogs are the way to go. If you feel awkward reblogging, get used to it or go somewhere else. Reblogs are ALWAYS appreciated unless otherwise explicitly stated.

Also. You may not be used to this, but tumblr blogs are so fun and super customizable. You are highly encouraged to do this, because most tumblr users will block blank blogs / not-customized blogs on sight. Have fun getting to know the freedom of having a whole website to customize for yourself! Or 100! Side blogs are fun for that too!

Or you can just leave the theme as is and just have a different pfp / header just like anywhere else. No one will judge you.

TLDR; reblog posts you like, customize your blog, interact with the communities you’re entering. Otherwise, you may find that you’ll be blocked seemingly at random.

If you have any questions about how anything works, ask!!! If no one else is gonna answer, I will 🤷 welcome to tumblr

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Queen’s Stories MASTERPOST

So I decided to do this masterpost with videos and posts about some stories of Queen. It’s also very helpful to those who are joining the fandom now and still aren’t getting the jokes and also to make some people out there laugh and smile. Includes texts, videos and audios, there it goes:

Roger’s maracas (great sound maracas!!!!!)

Brian talking about Roger (he’s very attractive to women apparently)

John singing

Queen talks (the boys chatting)

Roger asking for a coffee (1 and 3/7?????)

Queen in Japan 1975 (press conference and tea ceremony)

Boys cursing (so funny)

Roger destroying his drum set 1974 

Brian and Roger talking about their holidays 

Brian and Roger’s car interview 1989 (girl flashing Roger story) 

Brian’s and Roger’s interview 1982 (where Rog tells Bri to shut up)

Roger vs Freddie singing 

Roger singing the back vocal to Get Down, Make Love (hot)

John Richard Deacon, born in August the 19th 1951 

Roger about Ice Ice Baby 

Brian talking about Roger’s audition to Smile

Roger about John 

Audio messages from Queen to fan club 1991 (tears)

Freddie’s soft voice talking to Delilah 

Queen on backstage Houston 1977 (Freddie’s outfit and Roger’s legs)

Great Pretender Making Of (Freddie and Roger as drags)

Queen’s rehearsal Live Aid 1985 

Freddie wanting to buy the Hungarian Parliament house

Queen sharing clothes

Messages from Queen in Japan 1975 (Roger being funny and adorable)

Queen in Japan 1975 tea ceremony (music playing) 

Roger’s cars

Smile, London in 1969

Roger’s falsettos in Lap of the Gods (amen)

Roger’s drum solo on Keep Yourself Alive (it does keep you alive)

Neh Neh Interview (Inverview of Queen first time in Korea and they look so confused aw)

Little band argumentation (outtake - so funny) 

Queen Hot Space Interview (German sound)

Queen in Rio 1985

Brian introducing Killer Queen at the Earl’s Court in 1977

Freddie playing drums and Roger playing the guitar

Roger’s interview 1988 (which I’m really excited about)

Freddie’s reaction at Roger being massaged in public

Freddie to Roger during various Queen concerts

Roger’s counting in followed by Deaky’s hearty deep bass

Stuck in the elevator story

Freddie’s 1984 interview (I sometimes forget them too)

Freddie’s interview 1985 (the bigger the better)

Roger’s interview 1977 (News of the World afterparty)

Queen doing playback 1974 (they clearly hating it)

Bohemian Rhapsody ending out take (Freddie sassy)

Roger smoking while drumming

Queen funny moments compilation (because why not, tho some of them are already in this list)

Feel free to send me more so I can add it, or you add it yourselves. ENJOY!

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever been forced to wait hours in a crowded ticket queue with 2000+ people ahead of you? And then you got booted out too? Then what did you do?