Latest Posts by shadygoateeprincess - Page 3

you do not have to earn love. you should not have to chase after it or work for it. you deserve unconditional love.

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

girl they said the queen died this week but i see you and you look fine

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

When he moans “my pretty girl” imma be the biggest slut anyones ever seen just to hear it on repeat 😭😭😭😭😭🥺❤️

fuck you. I was trying keep myself emotionally distanced. I don't know what this is and I don't want to hurt me or you. but then you look me in my eyes and call me pretty or kiss me on my forehead or some other cute shit and it's so hard.

I wanna have crushes on ppl but I don't want them to notice me bc dear lord I am embarrassing and not in a good way

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

how can people not like cats. they literally have little paws

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

More generally, if your partner has trouble orgasming but they’re still like enjoying whatever y’all are doing sexually can you please not make their inability to orgasm into a huge thing. I don’t mean not to be open to communication about how you can make it better for them, but having an existential crisis because you didn’t make them come is not going to help anything.

Normalize taking care of men. Normalize holding and kissing them when they’re sad and just because. Normalize doing nice things for them. Normalize genuinely listening to them when they’re upset. Normalize complimenting them and telling them you love and appreciate them. Normalize taking care of your man the same way you would want him to take care of you.

I hate noises I hate noises I hate noises I hate noises I hate noises I ha

Money Affirmations

self concept affirmations

-- (physical, spiritual, mental)

i am beautiful.

i am pretty.

i am filled with self love.

i am perfect.

i am worshiped.

my aura is so angelic.

i am respected.

my mental and physical health are always in great states.

people admire and look up to me.

i am incredible.

i take great care of myself, i put myself first.

i thrive in every aspect of my life.

i light up every room i walk into.

i'm a star.

i am in touch with myself.

i'm the luckiest.

i am the girl of everyone's dreams.

i am perfection in human form.

i am one of a kind.

i allow my true self to flourish.

i keep getting better.

i get princess treatment everywhere i go.

i surround myself with amazing people.

i am the prettiest woman anyone has ever laid their eyes on.

i am the best.

i live a life of luxury.

i am divine.

i am a goddess, and i get treated like one.

my beauty is out of this world.

everyone either wishes they were me, or they want to be with me.

i am confident.

i am secure within myself.

i embrace my talents and skills.

i create time to discover and spend time with myself.

i am stunning.

my mental health is perfect.

people interact with me with kindness.

i am a siren.

i am in touch with my higher self.

i bring peace into my life.

i have so much freedom.

i look perfect at every angle, pic, and vid.

i nourish my mind and body.

i am kind and caring.

i am strong.

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

Femme Fatale Manifestations

I’m a master at the art of seduction

I’m mysterious and aloof

I have sensual body language

I am the epitome of the word “alluring”

I am his dream girl

I embody both light and dark feminine energy

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

Are you going to any protests?

nice try FBI; if anybody gets a message like this don’t be stupid and share anything about whether or not you’ll be attending a specific action. spreading the word from official social medias of your local BYP100/black lives matter chapters is one thing (though still be careful), don’t fuck around with sharing info about your location, who you’re going with to actions, etc. 

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

literally if you’re new to tumblr: reblog shit

“it wont fit my aesthetic” make a sideblog. reblog to it.

“i hate tagging” don’t tag then. reblog it anyway.

“but my likes are public” ppl here dont fucking look at your likes. they dont do anything anyway. reblog it.

“you just want attention” jokes on you, I dont make shit anymore. I’m talking about other artists.

“it’s embarrassing” tumblr is an anonymous platform. make a sideblog if you’re too cowardly

“but on twitter its fine to have lurk accounts” well they suck ass here and are assumed to be bots. reblog.