Christopher HEADCANONS (and Stuffs)

Thank you, Parsee

Margarita: How do I put myself into a coma without killing myself and without permanent brain damage?

Margarita: My life sucks, and I would commit suicide, but I think I might want to wake up later, I don't really want to die.

Margarita: Again, I don't want to die, I want to go to sleep for like a month.

Margarita: To all you idiots incapable of comprehension, I didn't ask how to improve my current circumstances, I asked how to induce a coma.

“OOH CHRISTOPHER PIERRE” (a Ghost and Pals fanfiction)

Hi guys this is literally the worst thing I’ve ever drawn

One of my main problems with Honey I'm Home and its lore is: We get these gorgeous designs, many of them diverse and interesting and fun to look at... and then they get sidelined by both fans and Ghost themself for yet another edgy white boy. I'm not saying that any of Ghost's stories are bad just because they have white protagonists, but it just seems so frequent that they direct the most attention to their white characters and make them either protagonists or the 'Cool Bad Guys'- (1/2)

That’s an interesting take, anon! I hate HIH for different reasons than yours, but hearing your perspective on it was definitely something I hadn’t considered about the lore and characters

And yeah I’m with you on the whole diversity thing. It’s like, take a look at all of GHOST’s characters pre-HIH:

(And this isn’t even counting the mascots for their other songs)

Then there’s the Honey I’m Home cast:

And boy, now you’ve got me wondering how many fans of HIH saw this cast of characters and thought, “Wow! A lot of POC characters in one of GHOST’s new stories, finally!” only for literally most of the attention to be drawn to Norman and Charon

Just... wow. That’s gotta suck. I’m sorry to hear that you feel left out because of that, anon.

@retroyal​

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO

why does this make me sad LOL

Cute headcanon, that Ennui secretly taught Nostalgia to use chat so as not to leave her alone and not drag her upstairs, from where she would be immediately chased (well, and so as others not to "laugh" to Ennui herself). With this help, sometimes Nostalgia communicates with Ennui in this way :^] 🌸

I wanna do this just bc I've watched AAI and AAI2

Kay : Agent Lang.

La : . . It's 2 am here, Kay.

K : Mr. Edgeworth is abducted again. Mind coming here–

La : Not fucking again.

langwrightworth is so funny to me because you have phoenix who got hit by a car and only got his ankle sprained and you also have lang who got shot in the leg and just walked it away and then you have miles who got his ass beat by a badger

yeah sure i get ayin’s whole thing about angela because of carmen but also LOOK AT HER. SHES LIKE A KITTY. HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT HER AND HATE HER FACE. he might as well be one step off from kicking baby animals for his own entertainment