Kissing Would Be Less Gay Than Whatever The Fuck This Is

goodmorning do you guys ever think about oscar like a lot

He IS woman

this is a very serious sport obviously

some of you don’t understand the concept of being a sport’s fan and it shows. if my fave isn’t doing well i will be praying for the entire sport to burn down

No words are needed

Things in charles vlog that just make sense🤌🏻:

The shot from between his legs🤨

Why is the taboulé fucking yellow?

A shoebox in the dining room?!

Riccardo and joris introducing themselves as ricky and jojo as if we’ve been friends forever (cute tho)

Bringing home uncooked pasta from the team hospitality like do you not have any? Can you not buy?

Andrea having a mini-stroke over charles’ cooking

Putting the pasta in the water before the water boils (pissed me off idk why)

Sarcastic self-sabotage remarks (relatable king)

Pasta croccante (self-explanatory)

His taste in art🤨

Fred🥰

Arthur saying he only knows monaco by bus does he not have a car?!

Showing him putting on his pants?!

Tiny ass apartment

Horrendously messy apartment

New ferrari shirt bcs does he use a new one everytime!?!

His underwear on the floor 🙃

A whole drawer of raybans

Showing exactly where he lives and practically the entire apartment layout when he was literally getting STALKED a few months ago?!??

CRYING WHO TOLD THEM TO POSE LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

but let’s look at the bright side, charles leclerc has finished the monaco gp 2 years in a row

Redbull mechanics using the China trophy as a hula hoop and Ferrari mechanics having their vogue photoshoot. Clearly the best teams.

Mercedes is watching their flop boss have a mental breakdown over one driver and sleeping with the other. Alpine has 5 members. Williams has half a car. Sauber pitstops are being done by snails. Everyone else is irrelevant.

I'm fucking WHEEZING

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