◇ 2004 ◇ Her / She ◇ Ferrari & Mclaren ◇16 ◇ 43 ◇ 81 ◇
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Max with all his ex’s and Oscar just there to talk about his steak
i just finished watching barbie and i took the liberty of saying which driver is ken and who is barbie for each team. enjoy
PART 1:
RED BULL
Max - Barbie all the way.
Checo - neither Ken nor Barbie, he's irl man.
FERRARI
Charles - Barbie to such a high degree that i cannot fathom it. Watch the film, you'll see him
Carlos - there is not a bigger Ken in the paddock. the confusion, the blank stare, the competition with other Kens.
MERCEDES
lewis - barbie forever and always. the fashion sense, the multiple talents, the general vibe
george - his sense of humor is so ken coded im not even joking
MCLAREN
lando - i want to say ken, he wants me to say ken, but he is a barbie. too calculated and dry of a humor to be ken
oscar - barbie, but when she enters the real world. he gets hit with the reality of life so quickly.
ALPINE
estie bestie - purely for his nickname, he is a ken. no barbie would wear that as proudly as he does.
pierre - ken to a tee, fights other kens all the time, specifically carlos ken.
always the mclaren boys at the scene of the crime
lando's grid credit: @landopics
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Reblog if you love Oscar Piastri
i need to dissect his brain
Valtteri: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Daniel: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Lewis: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots.
Sebastian: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.
christian horner about alex:
Arthur: None of this new year, new me thing. Last year I was fabulous and next year I will be fabulous.
Not my GIFs/ photos cc to whom it belongs
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME THANK YOU.
knowing that charles is the middle child explains this so well
(credits to @f1_forza on tiktok)
no matter what he’s doing, oscar almost always looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, and that’s something i really admire about him
even if they have broken up i owe charlotte my life for taking this iconic photo🤭
no matter what he’s doing, oscar almost always looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, and that’s something i really admire about him
carlos: *playing charles' piano horribly*
charles: do you take requests?
carlos: sure
charles: please stop.
Me, from the future, watching Joao felix sign a contract with Atlético de Madrid in 2019 when Barcelona and Manchester City also wanted him. ☹️
i am so normal about oscar piastri
I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty
everyone in shambles over daniel to statistically the worst team in f1 this season while oscar continues to win the idgaf war and posts his steak slayagery
Things in charles vlog that just make sense🤌🏻:
The shot from between his legs🤨
Why is the taboulé fucking yellow?
A shoebox in the dining room?!
Riccardo and joris introducing themselves as ricky and jojo as if we’ve been friends forever (cute tho)
Bringing home uncooked pasta from the team hospitality like do you not have any? Can you not buy?
Andrea having a mini-stroke over charles’ cooking
Putting the pasta in the water before the water boils (pissed me off idk why)
Sarcastic self-sabotage remarks (relatable king)
Pasta croccante (self-explanatory)
His taste in art🤨
Fred🥰
Arthur saying he only knows monaco by bus does he not have a car?!
Showing him putting on his pants?!
Tiny ass apartment
Horrendously messy apartment
New ferrari shirt bcs does he use a new one everytime!?!
His underwear on the floor 🙃
A whole drawer of raybans
Showing exactly where he lives and practically the entire apartment layout when he was literally getting STALKED a few months ago?!??
Charles demanding to be left alone in the kitchen like an overworked single mom and insisting everyone always eats well in his house only to then feed them all pasta that's 1) stolen from Ferrari hospitality and 2) still crunchy is the most Charles-coded thing I've ever seen in my life
Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account
CHARLES and ARTHUR -- SUNDAY, AUSTRIAN GP 2023
CRYING WHO TOLD THEM TO POSE LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭
whats he walking around with his slutty waist on display for?