As it turns out I just redrew the same damn picture I drew last year oops
Best Buy Employee: It’ll print anything
Jay looking at a 3D Printer: It’ll print anything?
Best Buy Employee: Anything
Jay with a pizza in his hands: I’M IN THE FUTURE
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Cole as a dad: Honey look, there’s nothing under your bed you got nothing to be afraid of–*looks under bed* Something moved.
Cole’s other kid, peeking through the door: Daddy will you say good night to me?
Cole in bed with his daughter: GO SAVE YOURSELF
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Kai: I just don’t understand people, I can’t talk to them
Dog: *whimpers questionably*
Kai: Right! You understand me you sassy lassy, get over here *hugs the dog*
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to a mom and her baby: The lad decided to do the honorable thing and share his treat with Mother
Baby: *shoves ice cream cone against mom’s mouth*
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Jay: Mr. Mime, go!
Jay in the foyer: Use barrier
Nya: *runs into plastic wall*
Jay in the boys’ room: Use barrier
Cole: *trips over short plastic wall*
Jay in the front yard: Use barrier
Lloyd: *trips through plastic wall*
Jay: *laughing*
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Kai singing and grabbing Skylor and getting down on one knee: IIIII KNOOOW YOUUUUU YOU LIIKED MY INSTAGRAM PIC LAST NIIIGHT! Kiss me!
Skylor: *giggling and pulling away* Kai!
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to Nya and Jay playing golf: They were having a wonderful time, when all of a sudden a DUCK! *pointing to the sky* Flew above them, and it was majestic and beautiful
Nya and Jay after flinching: *laughing*
Nya: Really?!
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Cole: Story time!
Cole while Kai is talking with the others: HOW does it feel for the narrator to become narrated?
Kai, flinching and then laughing: Very awkward!
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Jay: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!
Ronin, pausing: No one told you life was gonna be this wayyy
Jay: *Claps four times* Oh come on! *while being handcuffed* Seriously?
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to Cole: The young man sat there drinking his grape juice
Cole, immediately standing up and walking off: Leave me alone
Kai: I am a god, Cole. *Chasing Cole* YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL!
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Jay: Disney Pranks, with Friends!
Jay: *Presses the “speed up” button while Lloyd is on a treadmill*
Lloyd: Wait no dude *laughing*
Jay: I can go the distance! *laughing*
Yes I haven’t slept in 24 hours and this was purely done on impulse and raw desire of a 9 year old who wanted to look like a LEGO
ninjago as brooklyn nine nine ‘cause I have no life(and ‘cause I got into b99 lately)
it just mostly s8 for some reason
Merry Christmas ya’ll
Who wanted part two of Ninjago Vines compilation? … I wanted! Because it’s so funny to do this! So here ya go! Actually, it’s not so funny as first part, but I still hope you like it. Original vines by Logan Paul. First vine by KingBach. If you didn’t saw first part, you can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find it.
Sam fakt dopuszczenia do siebie krytyki daje przewagę tym, co krytykują.
- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]
(Nya and Kai at School)
Nya: Did you remember everything?
Kai: Yes
Nya: Did you put on deodorant?
Kai: It’s not that bad! Look! *raises his arm*
Entire Student Body: *screams and collapses*
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Cole: It’s funny, you know, the sweetest thing on this menu–is you
Drive-Thru lady at Burger King: *laughing hysterically*
Cole: Ooh, she likes me
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai to Edna and Skylor: It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *handing a flower to Skylor*
Edna: *takes the flower* Ooh, and of course, that’s me!
Kai: *laughing*
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Jay as a teacher after holiday: Alright, who’s happy to be back?
Brad: Absolutely no one
Jay leaning over his desk: Me neither let’s get the heck outta here
Jay: *Driving a packed car full of students*
Left Out Student: *Running after the car*
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Employer: Why do you want this job?
Lloyd: Because…please
Employer: Do you have a resume?
Lloyd: Sure do *hands him a blank paper with the word “please”*
Employer: Any references?
Misako over the phone: PLEASE
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Skylor: While you were gone you missed three exams
Jay: Really?
Skylor: And twenty homework assignments
Jay: Okay, I’m gonna be right back
Jay, narrating: Then I flew myself right into the sun
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai to Misako: Just like all the other flowers in this garden, she was JUST as exquisite
Misako: Pfft, Shut up!
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Jay: Sandslash go!
Jay to Nya, who’s sunbathing on a towel: Use earthquake
The other four boys: *shake her towel around with her still laying on it*
Nya: *screaming*
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Jay on the phone with an Apple Employee:
Apple Employee: Welcome to Apple Care, this is Jamie here–
Jay: To talk to a customer, please press- 1.
Jamie:
Jay:
Phone: *beep*
Jay: *gasping*
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Principal: Your son has a problem
Ray: Oh really? How so?
Principal, flipping a slide: As you can see here-
Slide: Mr. Greenfield has a big butt.
Ray, putting down a computer device: HAHA! WE GOT HIM LET’S GO!
Ray and Kai: *bolting out the office door*