I'm Just Gonna Say It. Imagine Being An Illegal Altered Human And Choosing The Furthest, Most Derelict

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 06: “Trials and Tribble-ations”

This might genuinely be the most endearingly self-indulgent episode of television in history.

pls accept these low quality pictures of my messy art :')

can't remember if I've posted this guy before on here but happy valentines to those who observe and happy cheap chocolate day tomorrow for us normals

On the golden fields heroes have an itsy bitsy nap

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