Listen. The Picture of Dorian Gray should not be hard to adapt. Drag Ben Whishaw or Nick Hoult or somebody out of the opium dens to play Lord Henry, it's not as if we're strapped for gorgeous dissolute twinks. Kidnap 20-year-old Heath Ledger from the year 1999 to play Dorian. Summon the ghost of Pier Paolo Pasolini from Hell and tell him that if he doesn't direct another indescribably awful gay arthouse pornohorror, the fascists will win. And - this is crucial - make it gay, but in the worst way possible. I want it to set the discourse back 15 years. People should walk out of the theater asking if gay marriage should be legal.
It simply is not that difficult.
Henry Winter should have taken the Saltburn approach to Bunny’s funeral fine I’ll say it
feeling like all your friends have much more fun with each other than with you
being relieved at accomplishments rather than feeling a sense of achievement
feeling like you're missing out when you're alone, but when with other people all you want is to be alone
anytime you say a bit too much you feel like you've overshared and should literally keep shut all the time
anytime someone laughs you immediately assume its about you or directed at you
you hate being humiliated in even the tiniest way
do you have any tips or advice for someone who wants to become more wizardly? thank you for your time
do drugs. listen to nine inch nails. ego death. pick up every book on the occult you find on the road. wear layers and ugly jewlery. have gay sex. be confident. eyeliner.
my regulus thesis is that he thinks he’s the coolest, smartest, most refined, most dignified, best person in any room but he also hates himself sm that he doesn’t want anyone to look at him ever and in actuality he’s just like a soggy cardboard cutout with bug eyes… that shakes like a cold wet chihuahua sometimes
anytime I get a LinkedIn connection request its like okay so you want me bad
hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing
reminder that, if reg could have top grades whilst being recruited by a terrorist organisation and remus had top grades after having his bones broken once per month to bark at the moon,, then you really have no excuse xox
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