Genuinely Like You Are Going To Have Some Of The Most Boring Coworkers And Neighbors In The World. You

10/10 dad joke

dante read heartstopper and convinced ari to read it because he loved it so much and when ari did he ended up liking it even more than dante does. they stayed up until 1 am to watch the show and ari cried when nick was having his gay crisis and when he came out to his mom

umm did you know... those who walk in the shade of love must have paradise under their feet 💃🕺

*Reclines in an armchair and reads fanfiction like a man from the 1950s would read a newspaper after work*

Love came in a bottle with a twist-off cap.

god take me back to the day when i heard harry's house for the first time

being mysterious or hard to read or whatever is all complete shit. nobody cares abt u enough to be on their sherlock shit and try to get in to your mind or heart. nobody is wondering nobody is curious just go ahead and be normal

the song of the summer is call me maybe, for the eleventh consecutive year,

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life