Forever Thinking Of The Time I Just Wanted To Know How Long I Could Go Without Sleeping And Google Autofilled

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

I love Landau siblings

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

I feel sorry for children because they never had the experience of playing games or watching things for free. It's why I think a lot of them don't hate ads as much as people older then them do, they just accepted them as a necessary part of their reality and deal with it because the ads have always been there for them.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

why does this keep happening to me. I've done nothing to deserve this.

you! tumblr user!