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Hey hey hey! My name is Josh and I’ll probably end up turning Harvard down for Vanderbilt if I visit Nashville and feel the vibes. I’m from sunny Miami, make giant sculptures out of found objects, watch a lot of arrested development/ breaking bad/ Bo burn ham and aziz ansari Netflix comedy specials, have crazy dance skills (or so I think), grew up on 90s nick cartoons, and listen to both Wolfgang Mozart and the Wolfgang of Tyler the creator. I don’t know how roommate stuff works and I’m socially awkward when it comes to basic stuff, so help me out! PS I have a fade haircut like will smith in fresh prince so be my friend

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The facts of the matter were that Gavin was a good cop. Despite his sour demeanour and generalised aggression towards everyone, Nines could appreciate his work ethic. It’s what made his stay partnered with the man. They got results, put away most of the criminals they tracked down and were on track to be one of the best teams at the precinct with their track record.

However, there was one little niggle. At first Nines had put it down to human error and android superiority. But the more he worked with Gavin, the more statistics and odds stacked against that logic. Some cases Gavin was deliberately flunking, he was certain. After compiling a list of those cases, Nines was certain Gavin was not as straight a cop as he liked to make out. All the times he’d “failed” to apprehend the criminal it had been a deviant at the centre of the case. It didn’t make sense though, Gavin brought in deviant criminals along with human ones too. Nines needed more information and evidence.

As luck would have it, the next case that landed on their desk involved a deviant. She’d been accused of assaulting a human male at a nightclub where she worked. Since the incident she’d been missing and her work place was questioning whether her machine status had been changed to deviant only because they were concerned about the need to pay her.

Tracking the criminal down was fairly easy all things considered. She was hiding out near her workplace, slinking between shadows of back alleys. Once Gavin spotted her he yelled “Detroit Police! Stop!” but the distance between them was far too much and the android bolted.

“You take the back route,” Gavin barked and took off after the criminal.

It was sound logic, Nines didn’t suffer from exhaustion, was faster than a human and so it made sense for him to take the longer, more difficult route. But for the first time in his life, Nines disobeyed the order to fulfil his own investigation. If his proposed hypothesis was right, there wouldn’t be a criminal to catch anyway. Like the others before, they’d have outrun Gavin who would be leaning against a wall huffing and panting while waving Nines off in the direction the perp allegedly ran.

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Hi can you explain to me how you got such a cool job and what you went to school for?

Yeah! I actually got my undergraduate degree from the University of Notre Dame in anthropology. I got this particular job because at the time, Notre Dame had a summer internship partnership with the museum- they picked an anthropology major every year to go work with the collections, and in 2011, that lucky jerk was me. So I went and that’s where I met my first advisor, who turned out to be a flustercluck of a human being (and also a total asshole, but that’s irrelevant- what’s important is that I had the internship). So I get this internship and I fall in love. I’d ALWAYS wanted to work in the Field- when I was a little kid, my plan was to grow up and be a dinosaur there. In retrospect… this was not a good plan.

So then my senior year I applied to grad school and… didn’t get in. Despite what my internship advisor had promised- turns out he didn’t have as much clout in the department as he said he did. But see, when I want something, I am very stubborn. So I went back up to Chicago and just… refused to leave. Internship director was all “I can’t pay you,” but I was all “That’s not really my problem, is it? You promised grad admissions until you were blue in the face, that didn’t happen, and I’ll be damned if I waste this year and don’t strengthen my application. You didn’t deliver, so now you’re stuck with me. I’m your problem now.”

It… was a lot more polite than that. But that was the gist- I just showed up and refused to leave. 

Two days later, a different curator hired me as his research assistant. That curator is… it’s honestly difficult to say how much he means to me. He wasn’t just my boss, he was my mentor, my teacher, my friend, my surrogate grandfather. I say was, but he’s not dead or anything, he’s just retired. He’s on my committee, but he’s the reason I’m doing bioanth in Peru and not mortuary archaeology in Africa like the original plan was. He was my greatest advocate and the next year I was the first person admitted to the program. I didn’t decide on my project until my second year, when I was cooing over some really gnarly teeth in an osteology class. My friend Matt just kinda looked at me and said “Why aren’t you studying these?” and I went “…shit you’re right, why am I NOT studying these, these are my one true love.” My advisor was cool with it, so ever since then I’ve been working in the museum on a skeletal collection with really gnarly teeth. 

So yeah, a combination of mule-esque stubbornness and pigheaded determination coupled with a real love for what I do! 

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Yeah, so just brought back all kinds of bad memories, you know, and, uh, I was just looking for some answers.

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Need writing edited?

I’m Syd, a first year political science major with a 4.0 GPA and a LOT of papers under my belt. As a student, money is pretty tight, and some extra cash right now would be incredibly helpful. One thing I know I’m good at is editing, so I’ve decided to offer an editing service for anyone who needs writing edited for a small fee ($5-$25 CAD depending on the length and extent of editing required). 

I can do basic grammar and technical editing on any writing, as well as more detailed comments/suggestions on structure and content for academic papers (high school or university level). This includes formatting. If you need testimonials, I have done extensive editing for @wh00000ps and @ridiculous-roses-24 and they can attest to that! I prefer to do this on Google Drive, but Word documents are okay too. 

I accept Paypal or, if you’re Canadian and would prefer it, Interac e-transfers. Payment will be collected only after your work has been edited and returned, so if you’re not satisfied with my job we can renegotiate. 

If you’re interested, please send me an IM on Tumblr (not an ask) with the following info for a quote:

the topic of your paper and the class it’s for

the length and style of your paper (if academic; eg. APA, MLA, Chicago)

the level of editing you would like (basic grammar or more comprehensive suggestions)

any other specific concerns or things you would like me to look out for 

Note: all edits will be done with the suggestions/comments function, not directly on the writing, and sent back within 48 hours! 

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i was lookin for a picture to use in another meme so i went through my ac folder and i found the best screenshot ive ever taken and also a summary of black flag

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Hello! I’ve been MIA because I’ve been busting driving home for the summer!

I go to school in Minnesota, and my parents recently moved to Connecticut. Which means I had to drive back. In total it’s 30+ hours of driving, 1,400 miles, halfway across the country and I did it all by myself. I’m very proud that I was able to do it by myself and get home safely.

Time for a little bit of relaxing before I fly to Texas and start working!