Things I Learned About Mit Today: - There’s A Phys Ed Requirement Of Four Half-semester Courses (i

things i learned about mit today: - there’s a phys ed requirement of four half-semester courses (i think) in order to get the nerds to go outside for once - if you take fencing, archery, rifle training, and sailing as said four courses, you can get an honest-to-god pirate’s license. like a license to be a fuckin pirate. - kids wanting to get their pirate’s license have made these courses so popular that mit students compete at writing programs that will automatically enroll them in these courses within a fraction of a second after spaces become available - in addition to the pe requirement, everyone has to pass a swim test in order to graduate. and now im thinking of a beginner swim class filled with 5.0 gpa, genius engineering majors flailing desperately in a kiddie pool and there has never been something i’ve more wanted to sit in on

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6 years ago

Hey anyone needs cash now ??? once you're living in the united states. inbox me right now for help.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) as requested by anonymous. feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

you can lose it all if you’re not careful.

we’re wasting time.

there’s too much confusion.

i’m not going to waste your time and i’d like it if you didn’t waste mine.

what church do you belong to?

i’d like it better if you didn’t think i was stupid.

just give me five hundred dollars in cash right now.

i wanna go now. i wanna leave.

remember your silence.

thank you for your hospitality, ___.

we don’t have any money.

how much money can we make from this?

i love you.

that’s not successful.

god bless us all.

i like your new dress, ___.

this makes me want out of this stupid miserable business.

how can you help people if they don’t help themselves?

that is the way we do things.

to hell with your ideas of what is right.

it’s a miracle.

go fish.

my faith is stronger than yours.

i think you are a weak little man.

you’re lucky the day i showed up here, ___.

i want you to stay away from me now.

you alright? you alright?

what happened? what’s wrong?

i can’t hear my voice.

you’re alright. just calm down.

please make me hear my voice.

can you hear me?

i have important work.

you shouldn’t have done that.

you’ve got something else coming to you.

you are such a stupid man, ___.

i will tear you apart for what you’ve done.

can i help you?

i wanted to find you.

i’m starving.

have you ever thought of going back home?

are you an angry man, ___?

are you envious?

i hate most people.

there are times where i look at people and i see nothing worth liking.

i just want to survive.

i don’t have the dedication to things that i once had.

you’re being lazy.

i want to make enough money that i can move far away from everyone.

i see the worst in people.

you should save yourself before it’s too late.

what are you doing to us?

one night, i’m gonna come inside your house, wherever you’re sleeping, and i’m gonna cut your throat.

have you gone crazy?

why are you acting insane and saying you’re gonna cut my throat?

you’re a sight for sore eyes.

i’m your friend.

i’m not trying to hurt you.

don’t you dare hit me.

are you a sinner?

i am a sinner.

i was lost but now i’m found.

how many can say they have known the love of their life since they can remember?

i have reached a crossroads in my life.

can we be alone?

i would rather speak to you in private.

i am leaving here.

it is time to make a change.

you are making such a misstep.

you’re stubborn and you won’t listen.

i know you don’t mean that.

i’m going away from you.

your home is a miracle.

we’ve seen ups and downs, haven’t we?

it’s a lie. 

say it like you mean it.

you’re a fraud.

i broke you and i beat you.

stop crying you sniveling ass.

you lose.

don’t bully me, ___, please.

how dare you come to my home?

i’m finished.

6 years ago

HEY, How would you like to make some extra cash once you're living in the united states. JUST INBOX ME

This morning I dreamt I was standing in front of a cathedral in New York City while a full choir in gold angel masks sang inhumanly beautiful Christmas carols.

Then I woke up 20 seconds later to a notification on my phone that Notre Dame was burning.

The universe is merciless in its irony.

6 years ago

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6 years ago

Hey anyone needs cash now ??? once you're living in the united states. inbox me right now for help.

Tsunade: Sorry Kakashi, But Konoha Is Kind Of Strapped For Cash Right Now…

Tsunade: Sorry Kakashi, but Konoha is kind of strapped for cash right now…

6 years ago
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6 years ago

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Per Request: Vanderbilt University. Nashville, Tennessee, United States.

Per Request: Vanderbilt University. Nashville, Tennessee, United States.

6 years ago

Hey, How would you like to make 800 USD. just DM me

I’m starting to have some second thoughts about where I wanted to transfer for college. Do any of y’all know anything about Lipscomb University, Vanderbilt, Belmont University or really any other college in the Tennessee? I’m starting to look into them and wanted to hear y’alls opinions

6 years ago

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6 years ago

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My Experience at the PH/VnC Collaboration Cafe

I went to the collab cafe just a few hours ago. I chose the last slot for today, Monday (April 9th), which started from 8:30 pm. The cafe’s location is SUPER easy to find. When you are at Ikebukuro Station, just exit from the Sunshine City exit and walk forward to the cross walk, go to the left and cross to the other side of the road. The collab cafe was on the 7th floor of the building that has a 7/11, so it is very easy to spot and locate right away. The rest is going under a Read More due to length and heavy picture usage.

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6 years ago

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Soooo, Looks Like I’m Home!!!

Soooo, looks like I’m home!!!

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