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so in the world of light trailer, we see bowser and k rool with the good good. bowser teaming up with mario is nothing new, but k rool's never been one to do that. how do you think they convinced him to help?

King K Rool: You want my help? I’m a pirate. I get paid in cash, grass, and ass. Now I don’t like the look of your ass, so how about you make me another offer.

Fox: Uhh… five-thousand Mushroom Coins?

K Rool: Ehh….

Fox: And… full access to our weed stash?

K Rool: *Pulling out his blunderbuss* BINGO!

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This morning I dreamt I was standing in front of a cathedral in New York City while a full choir in gold angel masks sang inhumanly beautiful Christmas carols.

Then I woke up 20 seconds later to a notification on my phone that Notre Dame was burning.

The universe is merciless in its irony.

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I decided y'all. I’m going to college. For a year, at least. What happens sophomore year? I have no clue. But I’m going to Notre Dame!!! If you’re headed there in the fall or just want a new freshman friend please feel free to say hi via my inbox :)

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hello dear person! how about an hc for rfa +v+saeran+vanderwood with an always exhausted mc? they are always yelled at for 'being lazy' but they notice after mc explains that mc is actually tired. but weirdly, all tests always come normal :) thank you! ~love, sugar anon

hey, sugar anon! Sorry for taking so long with your requests(⌣̩̩́_⌣̩̩̀) but thanks a bunch for being patient!

hope you like it💛 [its,,,kinda short,,,]

zen

he probably noticed mc’s slightly laziness right away

it was impossible to get them to work out with him

he even pulled the puppy dog eyes and everything

“but zenny..I’m too tired..” 

dang, can’t argue with that. not with that look 

so he lets it go for a bit

until even his director kind of started complaining about mc’s laziness

now he really has to ask them about it

mc explains that they’re actually tired. They really want to do things, but,,,

so now zen pays extra attention to them(even i didn’t think that was possible)

and he notices that mc is actually..really tired all the time

but is it a problem? nope! he’ll gladly carry them!

bridal style, piggy back, over the shoulder

he thinks its cute omg

“I’ll be your chariot, sweet pea!” 

yoosung

they have lazy days quite often

but even when yoosung really wants to go somewhere, mc is so tired

and they feel bad cause it makes him sad, but they cant help it

so they tell him before it gets out of hand

he’s a little confused, so he starts observing

and they really do look tired all the time

it makes him a bit sad tbh

soooo he tries his best to keep them awake! and moving!!

doesn’t mind the yawning at all

defends them from anyone who calls them “lazy”

they work real hard when they work, so its fine to be lazy!!

and tired!!

jaehee

somehow even coffee cant keep mc from being tired

and jaehee is kind of confused??

mc please dont yawn at a customer;;

they have to have a talk about it, but jaehee understands

she knows they aren’t lazy, they run a cafe together 

mc doesnt run the cash register now thank

also because of this - jaehee gets to take naps

mc literally forces her to

at first, she kinda just lays there with them

but then she starts actually sleeping

power naps!

for a power couple!

jumin

jumin han? take naps?

its more likely than you think

because mc makes him too

any one of his staff calls mc ‘lazy’ and they are Gone 

but really, mc always helps behind the scenes

so what if they’re tired

does not really like when mc yawns in business meeting though

but they’re easily forgiven

jumin doesnt usually take naps

but mc claims they sleep better with his cuddles 

so he lays down with them 

and sometimes he drifts off too

these naps really help him ease stress

so he’s kind of grateful  

707 / luciel / saeyoung

honestly same? 

he’s always tired too, but he powers through

and so does mc

no one knows how they’re awake, please let them sleep

for more than 5 minutes, thank you

oh no the amount of PhD Pepper they consume

no one calls them lazy though because they know how hard they work

when they do fall asleep, its in weird positions

like, they’re sitting on top of each other at 7′s computer

or they’re tangled up on the couch

honestly who knows how they sleep comfortably

v / jihyun

thinks its pretty funny tbh

doesnt call mc lazy at all 

but like, finds their yawn adorable

can’t carry them, but they’ll make it work

since v travels a lot, there’s a lot of opportunities for airplane naps!

mc lays on v’s shoulder and v just smiles and kisses their head

they’re so enthusiastic one second and the next they’re yawning lol

but v understands and doesn’t mind

it just means extra naps!

which also means cuddling and he is Down

saeran

this one doesn’t mind just laying in bed all day

and they barely go out so he doesn’t notice at first

until mc keeps yawning - even when they were just going to the kitchen for a snack

doesnt mind it at all

takes them by their hand and drags them around when they do go out

or just around the house tbh 

they have more lazy days and naps than saeran expects

but he really likes cuddling with mc so its ok

they just,, are wrapped in blankets and saeran doesn’t mind playing with their hair

both of them end up falling asleep like this

too many times to count, actually

but they’re cute

vanderwood

oh, vanderwood noticed. 

sometimes it was a bit annoying

“we got things to do, mc!” 

but mc is,,so tired

vanderwood starts to think its a problem

so they sit down and discuss

mc tells them that they’re just,,,So Tired. 

“is it, like? a sleep problem?” vandy asks

“no, nothing’s wrong with me, I’m just..low on energy.”

“all the time?” “yeah”

“is there anything that helps get you motivated??” 

mc shakes their head

vanderwood sighs

there are a lot of piggyback rides after this

vanderwood learns to like it

especially when mc kisses the back of their ear

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I was thinking of buying the pdf of your zine since I love it but I'm a bit hardup for cash right now, but since your store says you're doing preorders for the physical one again does that mean I wouldn't get it til those ship?

oh no the PDF is always available since it’s digital so I always send those out asap (=

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) as requested by anonymous. feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

you can lose it all if you’re not careful.

we’re wasting time.

there’s too much confusion.

i’m not going to waste your time and i’d like it if you didn’t waste mine.

what church do you belong to?

i’d like it better if you didn’t think i was stupid.

just give me five hundred dollars in cash right now.

i wanna go now. i wanna leave.

remember your silence.

thank you for your hospitality, ___.

we don’t have any money.

how much money can we make from this?

i love you.

that’s not successful.

god bless us all.

i like your new dress, ___.

this makes me want out of this stupid miserable business.

how can you help people if they don’t help themselves?

that is the way we do things.

to hell with your ideas of what is right.

it’s a miracle.

go fish.

my faith is stronger than yours.

i think you are a weak little man.

you’re lucky the day i showed up here, ___.

i want you to stay away from me now.

you alright? you alright?

what happened? what’s wrong?

i can’t hear my voice.

you’re alright. just calm down.

please make me hear my voice.

can you hear me?

i have important work.

you shouldn’t have done that.

you’ve got something else coming to you.

you are such a stupid man, ___.

i will tear you apart for what you’ve done.

can i help you?

i wanted to find you.

i’m starving.

have you ever thought of going back home?

are you an angry man, ___?

are you envious?

i hate most people.

there are times where i look at people and i see nothing worth liking.

i just want to survive.

i don’t have the dedication to things that i once had.

you’re being lazy.

i want to make enough money that i can move far away from everyone.

i see the worst in people.

you should save yourself before it’s too late.

what are you doing to us?

one night, i’m gonna come inside your house, wherever you’re sleeping, and i’m gonna cut your throat.

have you gone crazy?

why are you acting insane and saying you’re gonna cut my throat?

you’re a sight for sore eyes.

i’m your friend.

i’m not trying to hurt you.

don’t you dare hit me.

are you a sinner?

i am a sinner.

i was lost but now i’m found.

how many can say they have known the love of their life since they can remember?

i have reached a crossroads in my life.

can we be alone?

i would rather speak to you in private.

i am leaving here.

it is time to make a change.

you are making such a misstep.

you’re stubborn and you won’t listen.

i know you don’t mean that.

i’m going away from you.

your home is a miracle.

we’ve seen ups and downs, haven’t we?

it’s a lie. 

say it like you mean it.

you’re a fraud.

i broke you and i beat you.

stop crying you sniveling ass.

you lose.

don’t bully me, ___, please.

how dare you come to my home?

i’m finished.

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Change for a $100.

I remember hearing this story from the person who trained me back when I worked retail:

Guy walks into a gas station at 5 AM. The shifts just changed, everything has been dropped or cashed out. Guy picks up a caramel piece (yes, those 10 cents per caramel pieces) and puts it down next to a hundred.

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