REWRITING "CAPTURED FURIES"

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

I'm so in shock at how the Light Fury can even walk with her feet being the size that they are. Forget that, I'm surprised she can even stand! 😭😭😭

Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever get over how tiny her feet are. It’s almost like something you’d see on a joke character but the Light Fury isn’t meant to be a joke....they really looked at her feet and were like “Looks good!” and it blows my mind lmao. Like at least you can kinda defend some of the other aspects of her design but it’s basically impossible to come up with a decent reason for why her feet are that small.

@happy-mask-lady I think I'm funny

Strawman much? Everybody and their mother is ripping into Lana. Calling someone out on their bullshit is not popular-exclusive, especially if you were namedropped in her whiny little letter.

Also, "one popular song"

Doja’s comment under Lana’s Instagram post 💀😂

Tumblr ads are getting increasingly incomprehensible, yet relatable.

Megamind hates cops!!

requested by anon

who's ready to see cr's dead body in 4k

FUCK DISNEY!

FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]