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life would be so much worse if chubby girls didn't exist

i wish people were more considerate about scheduling. now i have to choose between grandma's funeral and microsoft office workshop.

you people need theysus

stanton stop showing my cupcakes au to people from school they aren't like us

(corey taylor from slipknot voice) MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!

yuri so good i almost stopped being misogynist

Sex in the digital circus must suck you'll be going at it and she'll be like ooOOHH IM ABSTRAAAACTTTINNNG

me talking to the only family i have left through ponytown

wasted my lunch break trying to find a video to watch while eating

when someone faces retribution its called justice, but when my aunt's cat gets what it fucking deserves its called "animal cruelty"

sorry can't come to the having sex party, i get overstimulated

shimp cemioimemc

integrity is admitting your first oc was an mlp mary sue with heterochromia that could go super saiyan

Why does Trump talk to his rallies like he's talking to twitch chat

yes there will be more shimp comic i just do stand up now also

kpop fan cam but its just shaky portrait mode recording of one of the BTS members eating alone in their home unaware they are being watched

i wasnt being insensitive i was code switching

transphobic vampire be like "i cant even go out and feed anymore without worrying i'm being tricked by one of those freaks!"

what if mel isn't the human and she just has sickle cell or something

motherfucker be like "hey i need you to come in for the night shift to watch the animatronics" okay bitch do the metal doors not require power because security guard union says i dont have to show up otherwise

no im not gonna check pirates cove and give foxy the attention he so badly pines for

i wish the creature from the black lagoon would stop texting me we aren't like that

problematic? pROBLEMATIC?? i'm so FUCKING woke i lay awake at night. i'm so left-leaning that i'm doing CARTWHEELS. i'm so anti-eurocentric i keep an instrument from vietnam and rajasthan on my desk at all times in case i wanna bust it down global south style okay. i let history be decided by the losers. i do revisionist history in the OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION. i'm so fucking feminist that i simultaneously didn't notice your tits at first and noticed them immediately and was non threatening in my admiration. i'm such a fucking ally that i'm trans just to heighten my empathy for trans people. i'm so POC friendly i haven't met a white person in my entire GOD DAMN LIFE. you have no FUCKING idea what you're up against.

any1 else having this problen??

i'm using midjournee but it keeps genrating this

no matter what a prompt it gves me him

what does he want??

here's another comic, not that you people give a shit about me anyways

modern shimpsons sucks i miss old shimpsons golden age shimpsons season 1 to 1-2 shimpsons that good shimpsons that illegal shimpsons that gored on sight shimpsons

it begins anew (i love putting in more effort to make it look like i put in less effort fml)