ENFJ: waking you up at 3 a.m. for snuggles because they felt neglected while you were sleeping
ENFP: cat-walking around the house as if they own it (they do) and twitching their butt/tail in greeting like a queen waving
ESFJ: sitting on your lap and looking at your phone/laptop as if they want to know what’s going in the little glowy box
ESFP: rolling over to show you their belly and then when you approach running towards whatever they want
ENTJ: judging you silently from the window as you go about your everyday life because you stupid human
ENTP: running around the house as though possessed for no apparent reason besides boredom
ESTJ: sitting on the same spot on the corner of your bed for hours and expecting you to feed them your food
ESTP: knocking all your stuff off your dresser, because they can, and because they’re the most important thing on your dresser
I’ve never identified with something more than this
For @in-a-mellow-tone :) Tell me if that’s what you were expecting or if I’m beside the point!
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Slytherin: guys, if we don’t make it out alive, I just want to say that…
All other houses of Hogwarts:-shining eyes- what? What is it?
Slytherin: Since I’m almost perfect, I’m blaming this on you all
Let us not forget the horrific tragedy that befell our country that day and the innocent lives that were lost. Let us not embolden our enemy by allowing us to live in despair. Let us prove that we are still the beacon of hope and liberty in the world that they envy and seek to destroy. Let us not forget those that have sacrificed their lives to ensure those freedoms. We are Americans. We will not tremble. We only overcome.
Study sample: my partner (ENTJ 5w4) and myself (INTJ 8w9).
GENERAL
ENTJ: cross-country. INTJ: weight training. ENTJ: forgets to eat. INTJ: dibs. ENTJ: beer. INTJ: cocktails. ENTJ: tea > coffee. INTJ: coffee > tea. ENTJ: is an “energy vampire” - energized through interaction with other people. INTJ: literally looks and acts like a vampire.
APPEARANCE
ENTJ: low maintenance, emphasis on quality. INTJ: higher maintenance, likes to experiment. ENTJ: much of wardrobe still remaining from senior year of high school. INTJ: has ruined or outgrown wardrobe from just five years ago. ENTJ: displays offbeat/geeky interests discreetly, like wearing a pin or a watch. INTJ: has a closet full of nerdy t-shirts and wears them often.
ARTS/ ENTERTAINMENT
ENTJ: band. INTJ: solo piano. ENTJ: plays D&D. INTJ: reads D&D novels. ENTJ: sci-fi > fantasy. INTJ: fantasy > sci-fi.
SOCIAL INTERACTIONS/ RELATIONSHIPS
ENTJ: outwardly affable and energetic; inwardly serious and intense. INTJ: outwardly serious and reserved; inwardly soft and goofy. ENTJ: is proud of their accomplishments, makes a point to not brag about them. INTJ: has somehow managed to forget every major accomplishment in their life up to this point. ENTJ: has gradually learned how to be less confrontational. INTJ: has gradually learned how to not give a shit.
Se: let's go to the beach!
Ni: nice, and then what?
Se: what do you mean 'and then what'? let's go to the beach!
Ni: yeah but what do we do once we get there? and once we leave the beach? and once we come back home?
Se: we improvise!
Ni: *horrified screech*
Hufflepuff is tea and sweaters. Hufflepuff is punching someone in the face because they need to shut up, calm down, or get the sense knocked into them. Hufflepuff is spring, seeing winter melting away and basking in the sunlight. Hufflepuff is singing loudly to Journey and Queen. Hufflepuff is having the messiest room and yet knowing exactly where to find everything. Hufflepuff is “there’s no such thing as too much chocolate”. Hufflepuff is one too many glasses of champagne so the world feels like sunshine. Hufflepuff is honestly not giving a damn what anyone else thinks. Hufflepuff is prank wars that spiral out of control. Hufflepuff is getting shit done while everyone else argues. Hufflepuff is refusing to fit into the mold, which results in hufflepunks. Hufflepuff is staying up till three am to talk someone out of depression, out of suicide, out of something stupid, convincing them how amazing and how loved they are. Hufflepuff is loyalty, is true friendship, not the plastic My Little Pony stuff but the true friendship. Hufflepuff is the first ones to get Netflix running at Hogwarts, despite magical interference. Hufflepuff is loneliness, is the intense desire for friendship. Hufflepuff is having to deal with derision and scorn. Hufflepuff is loyalty placed in the wrong ideal, loving the wrong person. Hufflepuff is drowning in emotions that bring panic attacks.
Ravenclaw is winter peace and blizzards. Ravenclaw is the beauty of white snow against evergreens and a baby blue sky. Ravenclaw is the sharpness and cutting edge of a cold breeze, the glint of a metal blade. Ravenclaw is the silence of a library, lost completely in a world of ink and screens and words. Ravenclaw is a glass of wine and an old friend. Ravenclaw is martial arts and street smart. Ravenclaw is always asking why. Ravenclaw is pages filled with writing and doodles and diagrams. Ravenclaw is telling dirty jokes in code so no one can tell why you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and the teacher can’t read the notes you were passing in class. Ravenclaw is failing a class because you couldn’t be bothered to read or do homework, it was too boring and you had other things. Ravenclaw is challenging the status-quo and saying “there’s always another option”. Ravenclaw is citrus and a stash of junk food that you always seem to eat right away. Ravenclaw is learning a new language because you want to. Ravenclaw is an innocent face that can hide the dirtiest mind. Ravenclaw is a pile of books that you’ll read - you will, you promise - one day. Ravenclaw is looking up and saying “hell, when did it get to be three thirty AM”, and you have classes in five hours but decide that staying up another half hour won’t hurt. Ravenclaw is love that happens slowly, like creeping ivy, till one day you wake up and realize it’s ensnared you tightly and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Ravenclaw is addiction, to coffee, to drugs, to sweets, anything to get that clarity and that swooping feeling. Ravenclaw is coldness, is locking away resentment to fester, is “revenge is a dish best served cold”. Ravenclaw is shutting up and never ever asking for help, because you’re smart enough, capable enough to handle it. Because you have to.
Gryffindor is summer, cloudless blue skies and endless green fields. Gryffindor is adrenaline highs and truth or dare. Gryffindor is bright red lipstick and cologne that makes heads turn. Gryffindor is parties that go all night. Gryffindor is fireworks exploding in the sky. Gryffindor is standing up to anyone, friend, foe, or stranger, to tell them they’re wrong. Gryffindor is throwing your friend a beer and jumping on their lap to take a nap. Gryffindor is the love of horror games. Gryffindor is steak and burgers, Gryffindor is spicy curry. Gryffindor is taking the risk, making the leap, no matter the odds. Gryffindor is raising your hand in class. Gryffindor is passionate love, whether it be romantic, platonic, or otherwise, that sees no difference in a hand picked wildflower and a diamond necklace as long as it makes the recipient happy. Gryffindor is defending, even if it’s defending someone you hate against someone you love, because Gryffindor stands up for what is right. Gryffindor is recklessness, the uncontrollable emotion, the carelessness with laws and rules. Gryffindor is choosing the ‘morally correct’ option even if it means more are hurt. Gryffindor is solving things brashly, physically, and only making everything worse.
Slytherin is fall evenings, the air crisp but not cold, the setting sun revealing autumn beauty before darkening to show a million billion stars in the indigo inky sky. Slytherin is when the air smells like cloves and cinnamon and smoke from the crackling bonfire. Slytherin is apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Slytherin is a glass of golden scotch. Slytherin is finding comfort in jeans and a leather jacket, dying your hair and tattoos that are like artwork. Slytherin is pride in your heritage, in what it took to get you here. Slytherin is the warm blossom of accomplishment in your chest. Slytherin is tall boots and long scarves. Slytherin is the person you’d trust with anything and everything, the one you love above all else, the one you’d kill for. Slytherin is not being afraid of the dark, but remembering that night heals. Slytherin is musky forests and the steady soothing rainfall. Slytherin is sarcasm and wit. Slytherin is determination in the face of fear. Slytherin is talking your way out of situations to keep those you love safe. Slytherin is the love that shows itself quietly from day to day, with quiet brushes and unsaid favors, but that rears up in fury to defend if necessary. Slytherin is the dark side, the morally ambiguous, the race to the finish line for whatever it is you desire, shoving others aside because you have to. Slytherin is locking yourself in a shadowed corner and curling up, because it’s too much… it’s too much… and wiping the tears and standing anyway, head held high because you can’t stop now, and you can’t show weakness.
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Stephen Hawking, January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018
Born 300 years to the day after Galileo died
Died on Albert Einstein’s birthday
March 14: Annual Pi day (π)
“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” - S.H.