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Types stereotype at school/college (sarcastic)

MBTI in college (stereotypical/sarcastic)

I’ll do college. This turned out to be more stereotypical than sarcastic :/

INFJ - Sits around the campus to people-watch for hours, makes friends with the campus cat, realizes they are actually the campus cat, actually makes an effort to cook

INTJ - Is graduating a year early because they take twice the normal course load even during the summer, somehow still has time to read books that are not required textbooks

INTP - Lives in the computer lab, always wears the same clothes (because they’re too lazy to go home to shower), forgets to go to classes and exams, miraculously stays up for 72 hrs straight before essay due dates

INFP - Goes on a quest to find themselves, changes majors 5 times, enters an existential crisis and broods about life for months, stops caring about the outside world and walks into every single pole and door on campus

ISFJ - Wanders around the campus with neatly organized binders, color-codes post-its, and colorful gel pens, could open a stationary store but they’re way too attached to their pens

ISFP - Sneaks into the science lab to rescue all the lab animals, opens an animal rights club, finds their true calling by becoming a social activist, runs a rally every week on campus

ISTP - Goes to classes but always sits at the back and sleeps, tries to make their own beer as an experiment, joins a band, forgets they were in school

ISTJ - Has tons of “friends” who constantly ask to borrow their very organized lecture notes, low key enjoys the popularity

ENTP - Makes money off ISTJ’s notes by photocopying and selling them to other students, becomes a full time entrepreneur, drops out

ENFP - Keeps failing exams because they get bored and doodle all over the essay questions, switches majors 20 times, is undeclared until 4th year

ENTJ - Gets an internship during 2nd year, job offers during the 3rd year, is reluctant to come back to school but unfortunately they do need those grades for law school

ENFJ - Volunteers at charities around the city, can be seen at student networking events, joins a bunch of student clubs and ends up running all of them

ESFP - Is constantly hungover or constantly high, crashes parties as a hobby, can never be found inside their dorm room

ESTP - Breaks into school at night to drink because just taking classes is not challenging enough, streaks around the campus when final exams are done

ESTJ - An honor student with straight A’s, reads all textbooks since the first month, argues with professors for getting some facts wrong, ends up being a Teaching Assistant

ESFJ - Is in college for the sole purpose of making friends and hanging out with them, succeeds, has at least 10 friends in every class, holds house parties with 100+ people, everyone mistakes their house for a sorority/frat

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Jupiter’s surface looks like it came from a dream

The V&A café is the best museum café ever

“I struggle with a lot of the books/youtube channels on this subject as they tend to relate to people that focus their entire life on sustainability, rather than people that incorporate sustainable habits into their normal life.” 

^it’s about being mindful, not giving yourself grief every time you forget to bring a reusable cup with you. Love this.

Do you have any tips for someone who's interested in a more sustainable lifestyle but not sure where to start?

I would suggest spending a bit of time watching some youtube videos and reading some books about it. The book ‘Zero Waste Home’ by Bea Johnson is a good starting point, and the ebook is inexpensive. I will paste a link HERE to a list of youtube channels that talk about living low waste / sustainably. 

When you are ready, you can start making small changes like carrying a water bottle or coffee cup, and buying products in less packaging. 

Just remember that you don’t have to make every single change at once, and it’s also totally okay if there are certain changes that you don’t want to make at all. Use the resources for ideas/inspiration -  not as an exact guide! 

(I struggle with a lot of the books/youtube channels on this subject as they tend to relate to people that focus their entire life on sustainability, rather than people that incorporate sustainable habits into their normal life). Small changes can still make a huge difference, don’t underestimate them :) 

The accuracy of the XNTJ...

Random stuff about the types

Weird random thoughts (INTP)

xNTJs: Intimidating. Actually quirky. Sad inside. Pretty funny though. Fun to talk to. Organisation. Planning ahead. That solid voice. Coffee. The kind of not-sweet, expensive-smelling perfume. Neat handwriting on a notebook. Money. 

xNTPs: Hilarious. Kinda weird. But you’re weird like me. Science. Debates. Animated voice. Secretly softies. Glowing magnesium. Quickly typing on a keyboard. Blowing bubbles at night. When everything finally makes sense.

xNFJs: Somehow knows so much about me? Feels deeply. Spaces out. Wants to connect. Fun. “I told you so,” you say, but I know you care. Cake. Sunshine. “Someday”. That semi-drunken-sounding “eyYyyYyYy”

xNFPs: Vibrant? Poetic. Fun fun fun – and stressed inside? Laughing really loudly and not caring what others think. Pastel highlighters. Dreaming. Excited or dreamy voice. Lowkey feelings in all you do. Fireworks. A sparkler candle.

xSTJs: Hilariously insensitive sometimes. A marshmallow, inside. Would be a stock photo (in the best, meme-ish way). Perfect powerpoint presentations. “Measured” voice. Good gel pens. Graphite. Cumulus on a bright blue sky.

xSTPs: WHY DO YOU WEAR A HOODIE ALL THE TIME?? Secretly 0.1% of a sweetheart. Riding a motorcycle alone. With shades. Carpe diem. Voice smooth but spikes at the same time? “lmao”. Risk-taker in the chillest way.

xSFJs: Really kind. Dedicated. Freshly baked cookies. Hanging out with a group of friends. Whipped cream. Scent of grass. Warm voice. Works hard. Has a social life (*sniff* teach me how??). A flock of birds in the noon sky.

xSFPs: Living energy bars. Full of art. And tears. Music. Voice either hyper or kinda quiet but quirky. Aesthetic. Spices. The feeling of the wind. A little sad inside? Delicate wispy poofy dresses. The glint of jewellery. Rose petals.

you are still growing on the days when you feel empty.

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