Thats The Realest Ask Ive Ever Seen In My Life.

this is a pro-fat blog btw. if you're not attracted to fat people then fix it

I wanna cuddle sans... Cuddles...

This idiot. I wanna pat his head too....

there’s a fat bear roaming around the area I live in every night and everyone keeps posting ring footage of him

he may be short but a fat man is a worthy foe

The older sibling urge to crush your little brother under your weight ( me everyday )

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i write only the highest tier of comedy

hi my soul can no longer bear the weight of being the only person who knows about your southern accent kink

spotify is such a waste of money when you can 1) download songs right onto your phone (hello piracy) 2) play music from your phone while you‘re on your laptop 3) play music from soundcloud (which you can also find on tumblr and play in the background)

Just posting some of my thoughts from twitter