NME:

idc what anyone says fable III is amazing and i will fight you about it

Hot take:

Todd Howard had no right to make all the hot breedable men non-marriable.

C'mon dude I just wanna kiss the crazy ginger

(Also hear me out on the Oblivion men)

My Xbox trying not to explode while I download yet another follower mod for Skyrim:

Petition to let Copia stay Papa forever or at least not kill him when he gets replaced.

Guys I was scrolling on TikTok and someone posted a video claiming Papa died?? The concert hasn't even started? And when people in the comments questioned it they kept saying it was true. Like ik everyone's stressing (I don't think anything will happen but still) however there's no reason to scare everyone by claiming he's dead before anythings even happened

So in short ghesties if you see that vid don't panic 😭

I can't believe this :(

At least they lost to Ozzy

Back at AC2 THIS FUCKER WILL NOT STOP JUMPING OFF ANYTHING HIGH ENOUGH TO TAKE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

The soul trapping system in TES is actually just a representation of Todd Howard stealing the souls of Bathesda employees to port Skyrim for eternity

What makes a Fable game?

Is it the chicken kicking?

The landlording?

The humor?

No,

It is the red twink that causes problems on purpose

Sometimes I'll be laughing until I'm struck by the fact that Karlach isn't my loving wife waiting for me at home and then shit isn't so funny anymore.