Not To Sound Like A Medieval Peasant Or A Catholic But I Resent Anti-carb Propaganda So Much Like Bread

Remembered that I once visited museum of old tech, I know many of you would really enjoy those💙

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

A short list of things that made me cackle on a shopping list I had to turn in to my Econ teacher:

Carrots | the whole bag

Egg? Dozen

(that one made me cry, I need to sleep)

My friend misread 5? as 57 and thought I was going to buy 57 potatoes.

RICE

hell yeah ramen

Bred

Beanz

NO IM LACTOSE INTOLERENT as a header for the dairy section, followed by almond milk

Stew meet

Frozen peaches | idk they're like 2 dollars

I was yelling at Stater Bros at 10 pm for not having farfalle and getting irrationally mad at the thought of smooth penne.

I need peas... and corn

That doc was a whole mess, I can't believe I turned it in.

buying microsoft products funds genocide

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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

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i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with