I Always Convince Myself I Dont Sound That Weird And Then I Go Out In The World And Get Involved In Anything

Every update Google makes to their UI system makes me want to kick the lead designer in the teeth. He deserves it.

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

dni: harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray, south pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio, joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television, north korea, south korea, marilyn monroe, rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom, brando, “the king and i” and “the catcher in the rye”, eisenhower, vaccine, england’s got a new queen, marciano, liberace, santayana, goodbye, joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev, rockefeller, campanella, communist blog, roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacro, dien bien phu falls, “rock around the clock”, einstein, james dean, brooklyn’s got a winning team, davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland, bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev, princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez, little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac, sputnik, chou en-lai, “bridge on the river kwai”, lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball, starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide, buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia, hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go, u2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy, chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo, hemingway, eichmann, “stranger in a strange land”, dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion, “lawrence of arabia”, british beatlemania, ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson, pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex, jfk, birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again, moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock, begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airlane, ayatollah’s in iran, russian in afghanistan, “wheel of fortune”, sally ride, heavy metal suicide, foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz, hypodermics on the shore, china’s under martial law, rock and roller, cola wars, and finally: if you didn’t start the fire

Singing Gimme Stitches by the Foo Fighters after having to go to the ER to get stitches is comedy gold and everyone who laughed when I did it agrees with me.

The Milk Man giveth, and the Milk Man taketh away.

letterkenny is a gift to the world

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. RAIN OF SPIDERS 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards

a good day makes good sleep

starting with a lil treat gets the work done

More things to do is less overwhelming

don’t make a plan just get in there

you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)