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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

This is the second time in my voting history that I’ve participated in flipping a red seat in Alabama for Democrats (the previous time being my beloved Doug Jones) so it’s always funny to see people turn around and say voting doesn’t matter when I’ve seen it twice in the past ten years flip seats in what is supposed to be safe Republican country. Republicans are digging their own grave with their radicalization and it is making them lose (and with your help we can make them lose harder). Vote.

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HEY GUYS! I finally got around to compiling my best songs into an album and dropped it over on Bandcamp! I hope you all like it!

task manager kill this man

A short list of things that made me cackle on a shopping list I had to turn in to my Econ teacher:

Carrots | the whole bag

Egg? Dozen

(that one made me cry, I need to sleep)

My friend misread 5? as 57 and thought I was going to buy 57 potatoes.

RICE

hell yeah ramen

Bred

Beanz

NO IM LACTOSE INTOLERENT as a header for the dairy section, followed by almond milk

Stew meet

Frozen peaches | idk they're like 2 dollars

I was yelling at Stater Bros at 10 pm for not having farfalle and getting irrationally mad at the thought of smooth penne.

I need peas... and corn

That doc was a whole mess, I can't believe I turned it in.

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?