The Weirdest Guy I Ever Met In A Church Was This Boy Who Referred To “Buzz Aldrin And His Husband”

I feel like I need to tell everyone how brilliantly the Globe incorporated a deaf Gildenstern into the 2018 Hamlet and then force all of you to watch it

ok, so Gildenstern is played by a deaf actor, Nadia Nadarajah. he* signs all his lines, and either Rosencratz interprets for him, or the person he’s talking to says something that makes it obvious what he just said, depending. how each character reacts to Gildenstern is completely in-character and often hilarious

Claudius and Gertrude are intensely awkward around Gildenstern. they obviously don’t know BSL so they just gesture emphatically but aimlessly when they talk.

Hamlet, who of course is friends with R&G, *does* know BSL. he starts off by signing fluently whenever he’s talking to them but, as his distrust of them grows, he signs less and less until he’s only signing the equivalent of “fuck off” whenever he talks

Polonius just shouts really loud whenever he tries to talk to Gildenstern

it’s all brilliant and adds another layer of humor and pathos and you should all watch it

*casting at the Globe right now is gender neutral so I’m just going to use the character’s pronouns

I had exactly one good experience with an ungodly amount of caffeine in my system and my brain instantly started thinking of a way to get an even more ungodly amount of caffeine into my body and so far I have come up with:

Make coffee with a Bang instead of water (it won't taste good but that's already a heart attack waiting to happen)

Make some of that high caf tea that I have but replace the water with the satanic coffee

Drink it and either fight God or just fuckin die I guess.

This shit would have about 600 ml of caffeine in it. It's not as bad as J Juice but that is for another day.

Happy weed day y’all

I just want to play Lego Star Wars, is that so much to ask for.

ontario freaks me out bc people will live in houses in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nothing but fields for miles. like are you good

Evening Traffic by Andrey Surnov

Singing Gimme Stitches by the Foo Fighters after having to go to the ER to get stitches is comedy gold and everyone who laughed when I did it agrees with me.

The three genders according to Sonic Temple:

• Sun King

• Fire Woman

• American Horse

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.