Shooting-starlight - Ace Of All Trades

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

couldn’t stop thinking about this post

One of your cats got me impaled on a rosebush

I love my cats so much

I have decided to live my life and do things that would make my conservative grand uncle either fear me or be disappointed in me.

Glacier National Park, MT - 1976

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

really love that mary elizabeth frye poem that’s like do not stand at my grave and weep!! I am not there!!! I do not sleep!!! Do not stand at my grave and cry!!!! I am not there!!!! I did not die!!!

The Randomizer

I had exactly one good experience with an ungodly amount of caffeine in my system and my brain instantly started thinking of a way to get an even more ungodly amount of caffeine into my body and so far I have come up with:

Make coffee with a Bang instead of water (it won't taste good but that's already a heart attack waiting to happen)

Make some of that high caf tea that I have but replace the water with the satanic coffee

Drink it and either fight God or just fuckin die I guess.

This shit would have about 600 ml of caffeine in it. It's not as bad as J Juice but that is for another day.