I Wonder What Mae Got Up To This Harfest 🎃🍂

merry ides of march

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

My least favorite part of learning guitar is that I already know how to read sheet music but all of the song guides for guitar are written in tabs which makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

Having aesthetic attraction to a character without a trace of any romantic or sexual feelings attached is so strange

It's like there's a guy (gn) on my screen. I like how he looks and the way he moves. I don't want to have sex with him, I don't imagine myself dating him or something of that sort. There's no physical reaction at all.

But there's this ephemeral urge to, I don't know, simultaneously gnaw on him like a bone, study him under a microscope, encase him in chrome and put in my living room, and watch him do the same gesture that ticked me on a loop for approximately three million times?

Does that make sense??

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

task manager kill this man

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