Wish My Mom A Happy Birthday Her Birthday Is Christmas Day

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

really love that mary elizabeth frye poem that’s like do not stand at my grave and weep!! I am not there!!! I do not sleep!!! Do not stand at my grave and cry!!!! I am not there!!!! I did not die!!!

If you all would like a reference for how chaotically dumb I am on occasion, I would just like to let you all know that I decided that wearing a sweater under a Jean jacket with black jeans and a fucking beanie was an ok outfit to wear outside.

I live I Southern California. It was 90°F outside. My friend was worried I was going to pass out from heatstroke. And there I was, dressed like it was a nice day in Canada.

I'm about as street smart as a radish.

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

I just have to tell you guys: as a Canadian, the Deadpool line "KEEP MY COUNTRY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" absolutely SLEW in our theatre. People were shrieking and jumping out of their seats. 10/10 best filmgoing experience since Endgame.

I can only imagine how Saskatoon theatres reacted to the line about Truthful Timmy, lmao.

Flock of Mareep

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.