MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With An OC)

Do you guys think that, in the HTTYD lore, they say “No shit, Spitelout,” as an insult? Because canonically, Snotlout and his dad, Spitelout, are kinda idiots.

just a thought.

No

It has been tumultuous

So, we’re dogsitting my aunt’s miniature poodle-something-or-other. Here’s a conversation my sister had with her this morning.

Dog: *Barks loud af at the window*

Sister: Dido, don’t be racist.

Now I don’t speak dog, but there’s two explanations for this. 1, my nine-year-old sister can speak to dogs, or 8, and slightly more plausible, there was a black or otherwise culturally different person walking down the sidewalk.

I’m choosing to believe that my little feral cat of a gremlin sister can speak dog.

What the sheep, dude?

the frick frack tic tak snikity snak did u just call me?

listen here, ya boul o’ fräcken brän flaeks

don’t make me deep fry your buckookum

I will make you into a 0.25¢ vending machine snack

no one needed you, Cinderellas 2 and 3. No one likes you, The Little Mermaid 2.

You, my vertically challenged anserine, are pistachio ice cream.

and for my fellow queers?

THE FUCK IS UP, FAGS?

(with the utmost respect)

rating my favorite musical artist names

Stray Kids: 5/10. Points deducted for age discrepancy. Considering that none of them are orphans, I don't believe the Stray part at all.

(G)I-DLE: 0/10, complete nonsense.

TOMORROW X TOGETHER: 4/10. Points deducted for aggressiveness. Good positivity, though.

Yaelokre: 9/10. Sounds like a faerie name.

Laufey: 4/10. Not a Frost Giant.

BABYMETAL: 9/10. Good job with the obvious name, people.

bbno$: 6/10, thought it was pronounced BEE BEE NO SSSS.

Thousand foot krutch: 7/10, are they okay? Why? Are they legs broken?

Breaking Benjamin: 0/10 DONT HURT BENJAMIN YOU PSYCHOS

Bring Me The Horizon: 1/10 how the hell do I do that

Evanescence: ?/10 what even is an 'evanescence'?

Linkin Park: 3/10 thought it was LinkedIn Park and what? Are we middle-aged business people listening to muzak?

Fish In A Birdcage: 10/10 amazing, need I say more?

Neoni: 3/10 feels like gibberish to be honest

Imagine Dragons: 5/10 points deducted for making me use my brain

YUNGBLUD: 7/10 I need more child sacrifice in my life, don't I?

STARSET: 2/10 are we filming a space movie?

CLANN: 10/10 very faerie oriented, much likings.

Livingston: 4/10 is it the name? The Place? Points deducted for confusingness.

Radiohead: 9/10 like a TVhead but more creative

Creepy Nuts: 8/10 points deducted for sex jokes

AURORA: 4/10 good nature/Disney reference, but altogether a bit boring

TX2: 2/10 only two points, should be obvious

League of Legends: 8.5/10 nice alliteration

Paramore: 9/10 I see what this is doing

System of a Down: 3/10 what's a down and why does it need a system?

Måneskin: ?/10 what? How do you pronounce the Å?

i saw this on my pinterest feed

pls

we CANNOT let this happen.

that person, who decided this, is not a stay.

our wisest scholars don’t know what yeet means.

Even our wisest scholars pale in comparison to the might of the common missile

Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.

I am fricking dead.

Hi

It's me

Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.

I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.

I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.

(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)

TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.

THIS. THIS IS TRUE FEMINISM

Also, I hc Hiccup as 5'8" and skinny and Astrid as 5'7" and MOOSCULAR

Not to be a loser or whatever but saying Astrid is "the man in the relationship" in Hiccstrid is wildly misogynistic and misandrist all at the same time. Enforcing rigid gender roles to pretend you're NOT enforcing gender roles is fucking weird.

Hiccup is a man, he is The Man in the relationship. All of him is masculine because he is a man, he identifies as a man, he (we can assume) has male biology, and everyone around him accepts him as male.

Acting like Hiccup is somehow "weak" or "submissive" or "effeminate" just because he's thin and has a gentler personality then Astrid walks back what Feminists have been struggling to explain for years.

Astrid is a woman, she is The Woman in the relationship. All of her is feminine because she is a woman, she identifies as a woman, she (we can assume) has female biology, and everyone around her accepts her as female.

Acting like Astrid is "dominating" or "masculine" or "stronger" just because she's a better warrior and has a more aggressive personality then Hiccup is

WALKING BACK WHAT FEMINISTS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO DEPROGRAM FROM YOUR PEA BRAINS FOR DECADES

Personality traits and physical attributes do not dictate what makes you a man or a woman, it's how you FEEL and how you accept yourself. If you are a man thats gentle and compassionate, empathetic and patient- then you ARE JUST A MAN WHO IS GENTLE AND COMPASSIONATE AND EMPATHETIC AND PATIENT.

WOMEN ARE STILL WOMEN IF THEY'RE PHYSICALLY STRONG OR THEY'RE AGGRESSIVE OR THEY'RE SMART.