I Love Making These

“bug why are you still awake its 1 am” there were. collectibles.

🖤🤍💜

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Cafés don’t have clocks because they are timeless places

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I get you

thinking about that guy

that guy from that one thing

that guy I want to put into my own thing and see what happens when I write him

stretch that slut out to his full [plot] potential

you know what I mean?

Ta-da! Gravity Falls x NITW cause, yeah why not!

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this