Celebrating 15 Years Of Dan And Phil [13/15]

the way dan gets jealous I doubt they ever seriously considered it (phil also said he doesn't like hook ups)

“When your soulmate comes into your life before you’re done being a ho“ is truly the most accurate explanation of Dan ever. Like that man was born to be a slut but accidentally met his soulmate and the love of his life at 18 and unfortunately he loves him so much that he couldn’t even entertain the idea of having sex with another man. Dan is such a slut in theory and he really wants to pretend that he’s a slut but in reality he’s been in a boring old monogamous relationship for 15 years.

Like Phil was lucky cause he got to have his uni years, he had 4 whole years of adulthood before he met Dan so he was absolutely ready to meet his soulmate by the time Dan came into his life.

I feel like Dan just wanted to shoot his shot with Phil but never thought it would amount to any kind of relationship but then he girlbossed too close to the sun and now they own a house and Phil does his taxes

i have terrible information. the socks are matching pairs.

ITS OKAY HONEY.

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dan during these silly card games is so funny to me he’s just like yeah phil you win this one. you are so funny and perfect and your eyes twinkle when you laugh. you win again omg that answer was so funny. take another card. i love you

Sir there’s a whole audience in front of you who paid to be there and you’re looking at your man, pathetic behavior

dan could never

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [4/15]

meals together

dan and phil took back what the internet took from them and now they are waving it in the air and passing it back and forth, going na na na boo boo, jump! jump! you're too short, ha ha ha loooosers😋🫵

somebody would have to scrape my brain off the walls if i were in that building rn