I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.
This alternative universe has a fanfic on Ao3, where you can read its complete story in detail:
Act 1 is finished, and Act 2 is on the works (it already has 3 chapters)!
PLEASE! Reblog this post to reach more people!
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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting