PLEASE STOP SENDING ME ASKS IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT @official-pietro-maximoff And @pietros-wife.

This is me when I see Tony Stark coming my way

Mom, why just why

Throwback to the time a reporter took a photo of us at the start of a battle.

You can blame this photo for why I don’t do pictures.

I miss you

MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ

Yes, jerk?

Ok, fine. I'll start sending pictures of my food

Announcement!!!

// So I found out I had cancer at my doctor's appointment, and I'm going to treatment, but that means during my time, I won't be able to respond to you guys sometimes. I have told my brother already @oliver-maximoff , but I still have to tell my family, so wish me well.

@tony-starkinator @jade-maximoff @official-pietro-maximoff @tootired-for-sanity @definitelynot-peterp4rker @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes

You should do Maya's favorite color

Important Decision‼️‼️

Should I get my hair done for the wedding? If so what color? Blue or Mayas favorite color?

@peterbthegayone @hawkeyes-favorite @your-fav-russian-assassin @jollyjellyy @gooseygoodbooy @official-pietro-maximoff @official-buckybarnes @official-wandamaximoff @natt-romanoff-official @nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol @sienna-maximoff

Hi Uncle @official-buckybarnes

ANOTHER PETER?? :O

~ @moon-barnes

Yeah! There’s a lot of us :D

Don't put Dad as your new boss. He's going to have you do the stupidest things Friday

Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.

"You're good, Harry,"She said," Well, I have to go do some errands, but it was nice to meet you."

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Why would Lily and Vi mess with the freezer or the fridge?

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

Job well done

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.