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Friday's looking for a new boss. I'm just listing the ones I know of
Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.
Dad's always been stupid 🙄 if he's forgotten it just proves he's even more dumber than we thought
Mum!
I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!
What?!
He's probably forgotten some of them
Mum!
I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!
What?!
Dad, you forgot me, and did you introduce her to @definitelynot-peterp4rker
Mum!
I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!
What?!
Take:
@wandabug
@jade-maximoff
@natt-romanoff-official
@your-fav-russian-assassin
@pepper-potts-official
@jollyjellyy
Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.
Don't put Dad as your new boss. He's going to have you do the stupidest things Friday
Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.
Yeah, Dad, calm down
*you walk into the room to see me crouched down on the floor. I’m pointing a finger and saying ‘no’ softly on repeat.
Across the room Violet is maintaining eye contact with me as she holds onto the coffee table and stamps her foot.
When she sees you, she squeals in delight before letting go of the coffee table and takes hesitate steps towards you, arms stretched out for you*
Hey baby girl. Is daddy being meanie?
You should do Maya's favorite color
@peterbthegayone @hawkeyes-favorite @your-fav-russian-assassin @jollyjellyy @gooseygoodbooy @official-pietro-maximoff @official-buckybarnes @official-wandamaximoff @natt-romanoff-official @nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol @sienna-maximoff
Happy birthday, I didn't get you a gift but you have me as your sister
Happy Birthday to my favourite son!
Such a smart and friendly boy and my favourite superhero.
*smiles and tackles you in a hug* *sniffling* thanks dad
I didn't know it was your birthday, now I feel stupid 😭😭.
Happy Birthday to my favourite son!
Such a smart and friendly boy and my favourite superhero.
*smiles and tackles you in a hug* *sniffling* thanks dad
Auntie, you're the smart twin, not dad
HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!
I DONT KNOW!!!!
Wow, and you didn't tell your sister about this
I may have committed the biggest mistake of my life
Either way I'm dying this black in a week
The doctors said they're glad they caught it, and I'll be starting treatment on Thursday
Love you
Yes, they are sure
Do I have to 🤨🤨
Ok, fine. I'll start sending pictures of my food
I don't need to do that peter
No, Dad, I don't need to. You need your eyes checked, Dad, right, @wanda-maximoff-official
HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!
I DONT KNOW!!!!
My brother Oliver was checking up on me when he saw me, so now he's moved in. My older sister was pissed that I wasn't eating, so now my apartment is filled with my brother, sister, and her kids
I don't know. All I know is I collapsed one day the next I was in the hospital, and the doctors told me that besides just me being malnourished, they found some things considered cancer.
No, Dad, it's auntie
So gorgeous
HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!
I DONT KNOW!!!!
Thank you
//Thank you
You're one year older than Steve Uncle, so you don't get a say in it
Steve Rogers with 3 Generations of the Stark Family
No, you don't need to be perfect, mom. You need to be there for us, Mom
HI SAM
hey.
*I seem skittish and scared slightly*
Therapy is going great, and I have my friends and family, but my love life sucks and I'm heartbroken. How do you get over someone who you thought loved you? My choices are to listen to sad music and cry myself to sleep because they never loved me or go to a bar and drown myself with some vodka
Sure Uncle
i am a senior sitizen. leave me alone.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 UNCLE
i am a senior sitizen. leave me alone.