Sighisthisreallynecessaryblog - Untitled

Listen up, white boy. Your wife is now my bitch. Got a problem with that?I didn’t think you would.

Honey, what do you think of my outfit for Charlene? Do you think it’s too subtle for a first date?

…oh my, she’s bad…and, convincing…{blushing}…<3 emmie on girly-thursdays @ le cocu quotidien.

"Your wife's so cute, can I borrow her for an hour... or so?"

"I'm so glad your presentation went well darling, I hope the rest of the conference is good too. No... I'm not doing much, just slobbing around in jeans, pottering about, catching up on some household chores, you know.... looking forward to you coming home at the weekend.... mwah!"

"Do we really have to do this, officer. I mean I was only just over the limit. Isn't there some way we can forget about it?"

"Well, there is one way, sugartits... but you'll still need to get in the back of my patrol car"