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You know that you just can’t compete, right?”

After Janine left, I eagerly went to my wife’s bedroom for ‘cleanup duty’. 

As she lay there, glowing from her multiple orgasms, I asked  “Honey, do you think you could maybe ask Janine not to wear her strapon when she comes over? What will the neighbors think?”

“My wife sighed. “The men? I can’t imagine anything could get their tiny brains off of beer and sports, do you? As for the women, now that they’ve figured out that somebody on this block is finally getting fucked properly, they think that if they suck up to me nicely I’ll give them Janine’s number...”

Mistress strapon

"I'm so glad your presentation went well darling, I hope the rest of the conference is good too. No... I'm not doing much, just slobbing around in jeans, pottering about, catching up on some household chores, you know.... looking forward to you coming home at the weekend.... mwah!"

Honey, what do you think of my outfit for Charlene? Do you think it’s too subtle for a first date?

Indeed she will!

"Just a reminder, honey.... you're mine, don't you forget it"