Are You The Cat? If No, I Cancel You

No doubt you have it, you’re more likely to give it to Chuuya, he’s nice and clean while you live in a shipping container

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what the fuck is going on in america

is this the election…

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services

Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys

Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

Dazai and Chuuya inexplicably swapping bodies but they have to try to act like each other so no one suspects something is wrong until they can figure out how to get back in their own bodies

so Kunikida becomes concerned and thinks Dazai hit his head or came down with a fever when Dazai is punctual for once in his life and immediately gets to work when he comes to the office. he finished his paperwork and he's waiting for something else to do (and this blows almost everyone's mind at the agency because what do you MEAN "Dazai" wants to be productive and work hard)

He's also a little clumsy. Chuuya was used to sitting oddly like with one foot on the ground and one tucked underneath him but he can't do that now as Dazai, and Atsushi's watching Dazai trying to maneuver strangely in his chair and wondering what's going on

And then Dazai as Chuuya. he zones out during executive meetings and takes his time dragging out the paperwork he has to do in Chuuya's office. He forgets his hat more than once at his office and Mori and Kouyou are both immediately suspicious that something's up because Chuuya's just...acting spacey and not really caring about what's going on. Chuuya's not lazy, and he'd definitely never forget his hat.

He's informed by a subordinate that a few others died in combat on their latest mission and Dazai-Chuuya's like, "Well, it couldn't be avoided, it's the price to pay for success in this line of work", and it leaves people dumbfounded like ??? Chuuya also suddenly not really caring about those dying around him, something's definitely off, worrying even. but they never suspect it's Dazai doing his impression of pretending to be Chuuya to mess with others. he knows how Chuuya usually is, but acting strangely while mafia agents are giving him blank looks and whispering concerns is amusing to him

When the two of them also go home to each other's places because they still gotta keep up the act, Dazai makes fun of how neatly Chuuya lives and his clothing (but admittedly enjoys having a nice bed to lie in) and Chuuya angrily cleans up all the empty bottles and cans Dazai left around before they swapped bodies

new sigma merch alert!!! they turned him into a bookmark <3

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I was genuinely looking for a version like this and only now found it when I nearly gave up hope

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felt evil

i need to stop drawing the mutt so much… is this why people call me slurs constantly

I love these sm! You need to do one of all the other flags as well.

My Stormbringer redraws so far

Day 729 crying over The Flags T_T

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Orange cat Atsushi

Aka Atsushi is part orange tiger instead of white and exhibits orange cat behaviours.

Kunikida: I don’t think you should be carrying him around like that.

Dazai is holding Atsushi upside down in his arms while Atsushi’s and playing with his tie.

Dazai: I would agree but if I turn him the other way

He turns Atsushi the right side up and Atsushi hisses, squirming around and looking very displeased.

Dazai chuckles and holds him as he did before and only then does Atsushi settle down.

Kunikida, sighs: You spoil him too much.

Dazai: You say that like you don’t.

New gloves!!!

silly headcanon: dazai taught chuuya's dog the command to push the back of his laptop with a paw until it closes whenever he's overworking himself

all dazai has to do is say "dad is ignoring us!" and the dog will immediately jump on the bed and shut off chuuya's laptop