Silentj1018 - Silentj1018

This is the funniest video ever

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

From everything I've read chef Guichon seems like a genuinely nice dude, and in particular the kind of guy that would see this and just laugh and go "that's me! I'm the chocolate guy!"

respectfully sir. What??

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

She fully didn't watch the segment because Jon did a very nuanced, thoughtful segment. He drilled down to kids just wanting to have a community and have fun.

What these TERFS are pissed off about is that he showed how disingenuous y'all are when you go "omg that trans athlete hit a ball really hard and it hurt a cis women" because when you look into it cis women even on their team hit harder then them. Because he pointed out that cis girls harm each other in sports all the damn time. He pointed out that when there was a bill to protect cis women athletes against sexual predators like coaches. Y'all decided not to pass that while passing an anti-trans bills all while claiming you just care about protecting women.

This Twitter post was written by a northern Virginia SUV driver, who cut off three people while tweeting and makes jokes about Maryland drivers because they’re too afraid to go into most of DC

Leo XIV was closest without going over, now he gets to play Papal Plinko

Antipope JD Vance is waiting in the Showcase Showdown

the Conclave turning a large dial labelled Woke and looking at the audience like in The Price is Right

I assume that’s basically how it goes yeah

found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again