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[ SMAU ] 𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐘 ! in which the jujutsu kaisen men are just a tiny bit drunk .

୨୧˚ incl; satoru gojo , suguru geto , kento nanami , toji fushiguro , choso kamo

୨୧˚ cw; no established relationships, allusions to sexual scenarios, fluff

୨୧˚ an; THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE ON THIS FIRST SMAU !! holy shit, much appreciated 🥹 i promise the masterlist and rules and shit like that are in the works, in the meantime please suggest smau ideas!!! i’m all ears <3

likes and reblogs are appreciated !

irresistible eyes

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

toji was a tree you wanted to climb all night long and got the chance to every time you saw him. so big and strong he could pick you up with one hand and fling you around however he wanted, using that to his full advantage.

he loved picking you up, putting your thighs on his shoulders, and eating you out against the wall; it was something so different and erotic it had you finishing all over his face.

toji was a real fucker and used those muscles the way they were intended to be used… on you.

he didn't just put you on your back and do a couple of strokes; he made sure he made his presence known and made sure to fuck you nice and deep that after he was done, it still felt like he was fucking into you.

his weight pressed down on you wasn't uncomfortable; it was something that made you extremely horny. he made sure to fuck you with his whole body and not just his dick.

his lips on your neck, his body holding you down, his dick pushed deep inside of you, stretching out your walls just right.

he knew how to get your thighs tight and cramped for him, how to get your chest heavy for desire, and the both of you loved the way he fucked you.

one of your favorites is when he would fuck you while standing up, your back against the wall and his dick all the way inside of you while you clawed at his back. he fucked you so good in that position it had you finishing right on his dick back to back.

your throat dry while your moans, which he loved so much, slid in and out of his ears like butter, motivating him to fuck you harder and in any way you wanted.

fucking you so good, he had different things coming out of you; he was a master at his craft, a master at fucking you every which way all around the house. he put those big muscles to good use, and you were never disappointed, even when only making you cum once.

"you like that? show me." whispering in your ear as you moaned and finished all over his dick, his dick glistening with you all over it, knowing that he did the damn thing.

always remember to climb a tree once in a while.

space catholic “will my dog go to heaven” since droids don’t have a force signature

inspired by the last paragraph of this post lmao

Smau: "We should take a break" prank

- you pranking the jjk men by saying you want a break (and them not having it lol)

(gojo, nanami, choso, geto, toji, sukuna, and shiu)

contains: crack (so much sass lol), fluff

a/n: OMG TY FOR 500 FOLLOWERS!! expect another smau coming today!! 💕💕

what’s your favorite food?

Oh, come on. We all know it's Jogo.

WOOF

All of the original Darth Vader actors are now gone.