fluff + crack —masterlist
note: Ignore the time please D:
by user @ aireia, do not plagiarize and/or translate.
All of the original Darth Vader actors are now gone.
I've had this silly headcanon for a while that Anakin simply saw Padme give birth in his vision and got absolutely dramatic over it. "She will die!" "No Skywalker it always looks this way"
@jedijune 04 Cross-lineage mentorship
✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama
Choso 💭 *matchy-matchy = fated brothers*
credits to the original artist @yakult9_chim on X & ig
He’s looking at a bride y’all ☹️
୧ ‧₊ you ask satoru for a favor without greeting him first.
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꒰ 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 ! ꒱
although satoru's always known you’re a stubborn brat, he absolutely loathes when you don’t greet him but meet him with requests and gentle demands. “baby, i need a favor.” you spout as soon as you gain proximity to him in the courtyard. you haven’t even made it all the way to him before you’re blurting it out at him and he looks at you as if you’ve repulsed him. “try again.” he tells you sternly. grinning at his response, you quickly adjust your demeanor and give him the twinkling eyes you know he’s weak to. “hi, my toru.” “better. hi, my baby.” satoru leans down to press a gentle kiss to your nose. “what’s the favor?” “my student has a crush on megumi and they’re not quite ready to act on it yet, but i want them to at least be able to talk to him, you know? maybe exchange numbers with him? and…well…you lived with him? and he’s your student?” his brow quirks in surprise. “that’s…not what i was expecting. well, what do they even see in him?” “maybe it’s the dead stare.” you reason with a shrug.
“yuuji or even toge i could almost understand, but megumi is…so aloof.” satoru muses. he shakes the thought away after a moment. “which of your students wants a shot with my prickly pear?” “sato akira. she’s a bit on the shyer side, but i really want to see her blossom this year, so please help me. please, please, please.” satoru scoffs, appalled you’d ask him for a thing without a reasonable offer to exchange. “and just what do i get out of it? you being pretty isn’t gonna cut it this time, sweetheart.” “desserts on me.” an easy counter. humming, he contemplates before gently shaking his head. “i can get my own desserts. you’ll have to do better than that.” “no, no,” your soft chuckle coupled with an amused smile. “desserts on me,” not a drop of hesitation remaining, satoru nods viciously and chirps, “okay, i’ll help! whatever my baby needs.” “thank you, i missed you.” your hands slide into both of his. “did you miss me?” you ask it cutely, swaying your arms as you tug him closer to you with a satisfied and flirty smile, always cheeky in how you choose to adore him but it's always a moment of sweetness satoru indulges in greedily. he kisses you three times in a row. “you know i did. missed you every second you were gone, but i wish you would have started with that, you little brat.” “sorry,” your sheepish voice sweeps into a devout promise and an ardent declaration. “i won’t do it again, baby. i was just excited. i love you.” “love you,” he tugs your hand in his, bringing it to his lips. “you busy anymore? can i have you for the day?” a nod. “i do need to do some grading, but i can do it next to you, i suppose. also, you know you don’t have to ask. all my free time is yours.” “arguably the hottest thing i’ve heard today.” mumbled as he kisses your knuckles tenderly. “can you go to the store with me? i wanna pick my sweet treats to eat off your delectable body and i have to replace the strawberries i ate.” “you need to stop eating my fruit without asking when you come over.” you chastise him, a gentle fist against his chest. “irrelevant,” he pouts, pulling you into his torso, long arms weaving around your frame. “you coming with me, baby?” “we need to make a list beforehand. you know i can’t do a grocery store free-for-all with you. we’ll be there for hours. and i already told you my free time is yours so don’t be needy.” you smile adoringly as you say it and satoru can’t help the way he mirrors it. a part of him never thought he’d see the day he was finally able to make it work with another person and dance to the same tune. the strongest is so used to being the loneliest, but the love nestled between you both feels unwavering and indissoluble to him. satoru grumbles under his breath, “i’ll be what i want. you’re mine.”
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text is from the poem hevel by Nathaniel Orion!
toji was a tree you wanted to climb all night long and got the chance to every time you saw him. so big and strong he could pick you up with one hand and fling you around however he wanted, using that to his full advantage.
he loved picking you up, putting your thighs on his shoulders, and eating you out against the wall; it was something so different and erotic it had you finishing all over his face.
toji was a real fucker and used those muscles the way they were intended to be used… on you.
he didn't just put you on your back and do a couple of strokes; he made sure he made his presence known and made sure to fuck you nice and deep that after he was done, it still felt like he was fucking into you.
his weight pressed down on you wasn't uncomfortable; it was something that made you extremely horny. he made sure to fuck you with his whole body and not just his dick.
his lips on your neck, his body holding you down, his dick pushed deep inside of you, stretching out your walls just right.
he knew how to get your thighs tight and cramped for him, how to get your chest heavy for desire, and the both of you loved the way he fucked you.
one of your favorites is when he would fuck you while standing up, your back against the wall and his dick all the way inside of you while you clawed at his back. he fucked you so good in that position it had you finishing right on his dick back to back.
your throat dry while your moans, which he loved so much, slid in and out of his ears like butter, motivating him to fuck you harder and in any way you wanted.
fucking you so good, he had different things coming out of you; he was a master at his craft, a master at fucking you every which way all around the house. he put those big muscles to good use, and you were never disappointed, even when only making you cum once.
"you like that? show me." whispering in your ear as you moaned and finished all over his dick, his dick glistening with you all over it, knowing that he did the damn thing.
always remember to climb a tree once in a while.
Literally anything Touya smau 👀 I'm a crack addict with him I'm sorry 😭😭
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im gonna use this as my opportunity to make frat boy touya since he wasn't in the other lineup HEHEH
they got woken up :((