I Feel Like Phoebe Is An Absolute Menace At Monopoly

Hunter is transmasc, Nico is an age regessor and Eddie is a trans, gay man, my source: I made it up and you can’t change my mind

I guess the 2020s is the decade brunette x blonde LGBT+ romances take over my life.

Cooking Problems

Trevor: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Podcast: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Lucky: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Phoebe: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Melody: ...put it away.

reblog to blow up a transphobe

And that day, that day I had no idea I was going to fall in love for the first time.

Nico strikes me as an age regressor, I feel like he’d be ashamed about it (even thought he shouldn’t be) so the few things that he’d have to help him regress would definitely be very subtle things. I bet one day Will would find out and then become his caregiver

"the meaning of life is to give life a meaning" -Viktor Frankl

Dating

Melody: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Phoebe and I are dating. Phoebe, Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast: *gasp* Melody: Phoebe, why are you surprised?!

Driving Lessons

*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?