I Love You Fairy Tales I Love You Folklore I Love You Myths I Love You Stories As Old As Humanity Itself

This is the most exciting thing to happen all year. I want more drama

happy lesbian week!!

Omg 😂😂😂

i think it's beautiful that stewy walked up to the portal and said "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" and kendall said "no you like breakfast food and you kiss guys on molly" and then the portal just closed itself out of respect for gay love.

POV you have one of the coolest names (Trafalgar D. Water Law) and one of the hardest nicknames (Surgeon of Death) then one day a dumbass 19 year old appears and decides to be your friend and now everyone refers to you as TRAFFY

It's hilarious when people are like "taylor swift's songs are engineered to be as generically relatable as possible" because then you actually listen to the songs in question and she's just like

"I am a SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER who ruins everything I touch, I MANIPULATED everyone into liking me, my potential has been WASTED due to circumstances of MY OWN CREATION, I go back to an EMPTY HOUSE because everyone in my life has moved on, I am a BLEEDING OPEN WOUND, all my kindness is really just NARCISSISM IN DISGUISE, I will BREAK MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I STARVED MYSELF in order to be saved by an idealised romance, I can go ANYWHERE except for THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, I will SPIRAL UNCONTROLLABLY if left to my own devices, I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTRUCTION, THIS WAS INEVITABLE"

I have been annoying everybody since I knew this was gonna be made. I knew this was gonna be the year for bisexuals 😌

So sorry in advance about the person I’m going to be when Challengers comes out

Barbie (2023)