PENTA IS SO FUXKING COOL

Adoption for Infinite Realms ghosts is very lackadaisical. Basically, if one party says "You're my parent/child!" and the other one agrees, it's official.

This is an issue for any Infinite Realms being that isn't super familiar with the Infinite Realms rules, who lives with humans, who are also not familiar with Infinite Realms rules.

Like Ellie. Or Danny. Or Vlad.

(Dan was fully dead once so he actually does know this.)

This isn't a problem until it is.

Ellie, thirty and trying to keep a low profile while she beats the crap out of alien invaders, is hit by someone.

Not by a punch though, it was more of a 'they were thrown into me' situation.

It's Superboy II, the little one. Elie's pretty sure he isn't supposed to be out here in this fight.

Also he's a little concussed.

"M...mom...run..."

"I see. So you are the boys mother. We have been searching for you."

Ellie feels something try to click into place.

"Yeah, sure. He's my kid."

With a snap, that something not only falls into place, but locks into place.

And with that, almost uncontrollable rage.

Ellie is done holding back.

"And you just made a huge mistake."

there are only so many times one can crash leonardo da vinci's first flying mahcine before you lose your mind

"Do I look like him?"

not gonna lie this guy has grown on me so much as a character

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

-

Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

best misspelling i've read today: oroblme

i read it as 'orb me' and it was meant to say problem.

10/10 enjoyed it

“Now you owe me a favor”

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

every now and then i go back to the gacha singing battles, just to see if the music has changed.

most of the time it hasnt.