Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

The answer is all of the above.

Excuse me King, seems like you dropped this

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

not to imply anything, but ive known lots of animals who explicitly hate adult men, but ive never known an animal to explicitly hate non-men, and don't people like to say that animals are the best judges of character?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why