Donating My Heavily Annotated Copy Of House Of Leaves To The Local Library So That The Person Reading

i really hope theories are right and there's more coming cuz i really cannot reckon with my card being declined after checking that it would work a bunch of times making me get priced out of seeing my favorite band literally ever

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

So I work for this older couple taking care of birds and a horse and they have this parrot and today I was sitting in their living room talking about the parrot, and the woman I work for said something like “the DNA test results say she’s a girl but she’s never layed an egg or tried to make a nest. I think she might be gay. Which would really be the best of both worlds.” And the parrot just nodded happily so all I have to say is GAY PARROT

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

THERE'S STILL A PLAYGROUND LIKE THIS IN MY TOWN ITS AMAZING

What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance

Since when does Variety publish rpf

baby cats very cute

Thank you John Oliver for bringing this to my attention.