Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

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3 years ago

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

5 years ago

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

2 years ago

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

3 years ago

it’s like I DO want to be feminine in the way a man is feminine. if I’m performing feminity I don’t want it to be read as an inherent reflection of my gender and who I am. I don’t want someone to call me ma’am or be called a girl. like. it’s drag. only it can’t be drag for me, because it’s not actually subverting anything, is it? so I’m in this spot where I either cannot allow myself any femininity or I do and accept the consequences of perception. my wearing eyeliner isn’t a subversion, a quiet rebellion, it’s perceived as fulfilling an expectation. somehow I can never be masc enough to be percieved as I want to be, so any introduction of femininity feels like a defeat. and yet sometimes I want to wear the pretty things that are still in my closet! or play around with makeup. but it isn’t a young boy getting into his mother’s vanity and heels, it’s growing up into the fulfillment of the wants of the mother and the rest of society as a blank whole.

3 years ago

mine was just “yeah” and honestly that’s fair

@yikesman03​ no pressure

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

2 years ago

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

Being On My Period Makes Me Feel Like A Wounded Forest Animal Trying To Find A Warm Dark Small Place
4 months ago

PSA new Tiktok users

PSA New Tiktok Users

watch out

4 years ago

this made me cry, so i have to share it. i can’t tell you how much of this feels like it was about my childhood.

“Some nights, always alone, I go out in stolen makeup and women’s clothes with an ID I found in a lost wallet. I never feel more male than on these nights”

4 years ago
Every Day I Am Percieved™️

every day i am percieved™️

4 years ago
Every Day I Am Percieved™️

every day i am percieved™️

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